So, Maddie, uh, tell us about yourself. - Where you from? - Uh, here, actually. Wow, a local. I'm jealous. You get to live in paradise all year long. I meant to ask this on the phone, but how old are you? Well... I know you were looking for someone early to mid-20s. - I'm slightly older. - Right. How old? I just turned 29. - Recently? - Last year. - So you're 29? - Last year. And how old are you, like, right now? - One more year older. - So 30. Yeah. 32. I...
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Oh, well, welcome to our home. I'm Allison and this is my husband, Laird.
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I'm sorry. Um...
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Up. Okay, open your eyes. Oh, what the fuck? - That's disgusting. - Ow! Ow! - [grunts] Stop pulling on it! - This was a gift from a friend. Ow! Ow. Ow. Don't pull it, don't pull it, don't-- You have to push in to get out. I'm trying.
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Pretty where?
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Percy is so loving, and he is so sensitive, and he's extremely bright. Yeah, he's going to Princeton next year. Oh, I've heard of it. He's an amazing musician, but he won't play for anyone. He's just having a lot of trouble socially. You know, and as a mother, that's just been really hard to watch these past four years. He's always on his phone, doesn't come out of his room, he doesn't have any friends, he doesn't talk to girls. Doesn't drink, doesn't go to parties, doesn't drive. Doesn't do anything that I did.
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- It's just what Dad drove. - [Maddie] Mm. Okay, then, why don't you date Percy and the Buick is yours? And don't just "date" him, you know? Get to know him, 'cause he's a good kid. So when you say date him, do you mean date him or date him?
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Laird. Am I saying that right? Yeah, one syllable. Laird. Okay.
So should I come up, or do you wanna come down here? - Come on. - Yeah, come on up. - That'd be great. - [Laird] Come on up. [grunting]
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[chuckles] I just want you to know, we have the utmost respect for sex workers.
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- Just call me Laird. - I can't.
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May I be frank?
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I'm assuming that I'm here because you haven't found anyone yet, and the reason you haven't found anyone yet is because young girls are idiots. That's not their fault. They're young. But... this is your son we're talking about.
