Look, I was just trying to show you how to do it right. You don't know how to do it right! I got us down the hill, didn't I? You crashed! Into the sea! ALBERTO: It's fine. Nothing's fine! My parents just saw me! Luca, your parents aren't here. You don't know what you're talking about! Look, this town is making you crazy. We just need to win that Vespa and get outta here.
Luca
8s
(GASPS) Porca paletta, what was that? CICCIO: Huh? Bah! Not now, Ciccio! Eyes on the water! -Move, move! -Okay.
Luca
3.9s
-Stop, Alberto! -Let it go! LUCA: Look out! (ALL GASP)
-I, uh... -(IMITATES LUCA MOCKINGLY) (LAUGHS) I love it. The little guy can't even get a word out. Oof. And he smells like behind the pescheria. (SCOFFS) Hey, my friend smells amazing. Sorry, sorry. I'll make it up to him. -Ciccio, Guido. -(ALBERTO GRUNTING) What are you doing? -ALBERTO: Luca! -Alberto! Ah, just a little bath. -LUCA: Oh, no, no, no! -It's funny. -Huh? -(GRUNTING) (ERCOLE LAUGHING) -No! -Huh? Hey! Ercole, basta!