I would have her executed for mocking royalty. I appreciate you trying to make this place interesting, but how about somewhere else? Somewhere else? Like more fancy than this? Not good enough? -Well played, child. -No, like, a walk or something. May I take your order? -Spare no expense. Money's no object. -One of everything.
Wish Dragon
5.2s
Hello? Hello? Ah, there we go. Here, I brought you something special.
Wish Dragon
14.5s
-How was school? -Great. School was great. You lie to everyone, not just yourself. -Leave me alone. -Fine. [gasps] No, Mom. I was just… -You know where to find me. -…talking to somebody else.
Wish Dragon
1s
Refreshing.
Wish Dragon
1.2s
This is amazing.
Wish Dragon
14.2s
Okay, in the teapot. Everything's normal. -Lights on. -Think you can bring Li Na to this dump? Quiet, you! Homework out. Her fridge is bigger than this apartment. If you're not gonna say something helpful, don't say anything. She's here!
Wish Dragon
18.9s
No, it's freezing. You coming down with something? Oh, no. Just… studying. Okay. Here. -I'll heat you up some leftovers. -Li Na will love leftovers. -Hey, stop it! -Stop what? Uh, stop worrying about me. I'm fine. You don't seem fine.
Wish Dragon
1.7s
Gimme! Gimme! Mine! Mine!
Wish Dragon
1s
[Long] Fine!
Wish Dragon
23.8s
We talked and it was just like old times. We made arrangements to have lunch. Can you believe it? I can't believe you didn't explain what a toilet is. Everything is going to plan! Oh, really, Dan. Uh, I'll come clean when the time's right. You're not gonna, because there is no right time. You're the peasant, she's the princess. Tale as old as time. And we all know how that ends.
Wish Dragon
12.5s
What are you doing? If you're not gonna let me ride you, we catch the bus. The "bus"? Is that some kind of animal? -How long have you been in that teapot? -Is it still the Qing Dynasty? -Ooh! -Long!
Wish Dragon
6.4s
-What's that face? I know that. -I don't have a face. What? Go to school. Stop planning things.