- Start with the wife. - [gun cocks] - Wait, no! I-- - [McCaffrey] There's no third option! Either it all ends here and now, or you give your family exactly what they want and then some!
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Oh, shame. It's a beautiful place. They're demolishing it in ten days.
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[breathes heavily]
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- What, because I'm a woman? - That is not what I'm saying. - That's what you're saying to me. - It's not. - What is wrong with you? - [Nina] Are you kidding? - Is this Trevor? Who's talking now? - [Nina] Really? Do you have a life other than just freaking pissing me off? - Is it Nina or Trevor? - [Nina] I'm serious-- All right. Come on. Come on. Stop it, okay? Please. Look, Nina. Can you cover for your brother tonight? It might be good for him to finally get out of the house, - and you can work on your application. - [sighs deeply]
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That's your ex talking. [sighs] We gotta get your confidence back. If there's one thing I've learned, it is never too late to become the man that you've always wanted to be.
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There he is. Are you okay?
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["Take Me Home, Country Roads" playing]
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And then I'm gonna kill her.
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Which one?
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- Follow me. - [drone whirring]
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Oh. We're actually gonna go as a group, so you can go ahead. - Oh, yeah. - Oh. Eighteen years. Can you believe it? It's nuts we keep coming back here every year for Twisted Cyclone. What? No, no. I meant 18 years married. And I thought you loved this tradition. - I do! I do. - Are you sure? I did. I just-- I don't know, you're such a creature of habit. I love that about you. You know, we make, uh, tacos on Wednesdays-- - Well, Tuesday, everybody's doing it. - And we have sex on Thursdays. If we can get the kids out of the house. - I know. I know. - We gotta get them out more if we want more time. No one makes a better weekly planner than you do, but... [inhales deeply] ...I don't know. Maybe I just wanna be a little bit more spontaneous and travel, or-- I kind of feel like we don't really go anywhere. Well, I mean-- Well, we got the kids, and they got school, they got routines and friends-- - Oh, what friends? - And just all that type of stuff. Kyle has one friend which, by the way, he never even invites over. Yeah, but he's a human with a pulse. - I'll take it. - [chuckles] God. - Nina's the one I'm worried about. - I know. - She's so anti-establishment. - Mm-hmm. - She's anti the system. She's anti-- - Anti me. Oh, come on. You know it's true. [both sighing]
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Take it down. Make me. Hey, Dan. Leave it. Let's-- Yeah. Listen to your lady, Dan.
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You think I forgot your little tricks?
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Tell me you didn't feel more alive the past three days - than you have done in years. - [sighs] [McCaffrey] And as you smoked each of my men, I felt something that I haven't felt in a very long time.
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Fucking eyeball. [breathes shakily] - Jess. - Shut up. Shut up! I don't wanna hear it. I don't even wanna look at you. I just wanna find my kids, who don't have their goddamn phones because you threw them away! [crowd cheering]
I haven't changed you. We have to get this off of you before you get a rash. You forgot the diaper bag. - Oh. - [chuckling] [grunts] - Oh, my gosh. - [elevator dings] - Ooh, gosh. It's a real messy one. - [groans]
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The elevator door. Now! You see a shot, you take it, because, believe me, he will.