Dad, what are you doing here? This is a safe space. He can't just come in here. Your dad's hot.
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2s
Shit. The passports are out of date.
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5.3s
Stay in the car. Oh, no. Forget it. I am not missing this. - Missing what? - Nothing. [grunts]
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- [sighs] - I had to leave my life behind. Now I'm stuck in Tempe, Arizona, making fake IDs for entitled college pricks.
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1.8s
[breathes heavily] All right, come on.
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1.3s
[panting]
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7.5s
Me, my wife, and three kids. Three? How did that happen? Do I really need to explain the birds and the bees right now, Augie, or can we talk business?
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1.5s
- [chuckles] - [Kyle] Traitor.
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[sighs] Hey, guys. Just, uh, ha-- hang in there for a minute. [Jess] Dan?
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1.3s
[students cheering]
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3.8s
Okay, he's stopped. He's right ahead of us. [tools whirring]
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12.4s
Dan, what the hell? Oh, well, we're driving 2,000 miles. We've gotta change the oil, check the coolant, pop a little extra air in the tires. I'd hate to be halfway across the desert and wish we'd checked that coolant, right? Can we not be in the car for it?
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3.7s
All right. If you guys just give me a second, I'll be right there.
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6.1s
- [thuds] - [gasps] [Max chuckles] - What was that? - Hey, honey. Just a little bit of a pothole there.
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[stammers] You know about that? Yeah. Dude, that was badass. - Um... - Can I get a picture? - Um, uh, sure. - [chuckles] Jess... [sighs] ...I don't know how to tell you this, but when we get to Vegas, we're not coming home. [inhales deeply] The truth is, I haven't been completely hon-- [inhales shakily] The truth is, when we met-- - [toilet flushes] - Before I met-- All right, here we go. We've got rooms 152 and 153. Oh, can I get, uh, four of those disposable cameras too, please? Yeah.
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23.4s
Where are we even going? [mother] Vegas? - We're going to Las Vegas today? - Well, you said you wanted... - Now? - ...to be more spontaneous. I heard you. And Jorge said I could take a few days off. - Is Jorge the one that does... - [Kyle grunting] - ...hydromassages on Tuesdays? - No, Mrs. Kessler. Jorge is Dan's boss. Is Dan giving me a hydromassage? No, Mrs. Kessler. There's no massages today. No. The kids have a long weekend, and they're pumped. Right, guys? Guys, tell your mom how pumped you are for this trip.
