-Bloop. -♪ "X" out all ♪ ♪ Self-supervision Get your keys out ♪ ♪ Now start the ignition ♪ ♪ We're on the verge of ♪ ♪ We're on the verge of ♪ ♪ We're on the verge of… ♪ Nothing yet. -Be on the lookout. -[Aaron] Don't worry, guys. I have pterodactyl vision. [squawks] Then you must have spotted the three Pal Max robots coming towards us. Ooh, they're probably gonna see us. [Aaron spluttering] I saw them too. Uh, pterodactyl vision.
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[tense music playing]
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Aaron, I'm not so sure this is a viable solution. [Aaron] Sure, it is. [panting] It's like a warm, wet hat. [Eric] Move your sweaty meat logs in unison. -Left, right, left, right. -Bleep, blorp, bleep, blorp. What? What are you doing? [in robotic voice] Bleep, blorp, bleep, blorp. I am a robot. Just to educate you, that's a hurtful stereotype.
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Come on. Let's go.
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2.7s
-Guys! -We got your back, hon. [both] Literally.
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4.8s
Attention, all robots. I'm on the lookout for these goobers.
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6.9s
Or lady nerd. What? No. Who… who would want that? [chuckles nervously] That's crazy. -[gasps] I can't breathe. -[laughs]
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9.2s
Robots, I order you to upload the kill code, which I predicted, but I'm not gonna make a big deal about it, and save the world. Okay.
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17.8s
Hey, lady, can you unbox this in front of me? The old world is dead. To restore the Wi-Fi, we must make a sacrifice to the router! [robot voice] Free Wi-Fi right over here. [excited chatter in Italian] [man in Italian] Please take me with you! [man sobbing in English] Take me with you. Take me with you. [Pal] It's over, Mark.
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3.2s
What is it about you Mitchells that eludes me?
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3s
But he loves nature and can fix anything.
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7.1s
[Linda] Is that the Poseys? They still look incredible. I… is Abbey Posey okay?
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1.9s
[car horns honking]
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7.5s
No, no, no! Now, where are they? They appear to be headed to someplace called Mall of the Globe in eastern Colorado.
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7.2s
I just wanna get my future back and get away forever. We're getting out of this. Raptor bash. [snarls]
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4.3s
It's your old friend. Oh.
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8.5s
Because, if that girl leaves and never comes home again, that's a problem I don't think we can fix.