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Hey, speaking of which, you can learn how to drive this thing. I can teach you stick. I know you think it's dumb and old and-- Uh… [flatly] I mean, "Father, I crave your wisdom. I would love to share this moment with you." And, seriously, that sounds great. Maybe I can cash in my coupon. Coupon accepted! [chuckling] Okay, okay, great. Okay, yeah, let's get down to business. You see, the clutch is this pedal. [Aaron] What was that? [Rick] When you hit a pothole… [Katie] Oh yeah. Okay.

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[exhales]

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[Katie] Dad, this place has literally zero stars on Yelp. It says, "Do not eat here ever." [laughs] What, are we gonna let an app tell us how to-- [all retching]

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All right, so that's the place that controls the screens, right?

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Brother, what is death? [somber music playing]

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I made eye water just like you. We might actually do this. I wish there was, like, footage of us walking out of the mall in slow motion, fire behind us, like heroes. Katie, that would be a waste of time and absolutely unnecessary.

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Run! THEN SO BE IT… LET THE DARK HARVEST BEGIN!!!!

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[Rick] I know who can give me a hand. And, hey, Rick, right? Just so someone knows, I'm sorry about causing the whole machine uprising.

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-Here goes nothing! -[engine revs]

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Across the stream.

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[whimpers]

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Thank you, human. Are you now my mother? Uh, sure.

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[in English] Uh, Eric, Deborahbot, it… it… it's me. Please! [groans] -[robot] Pig-- Dog-- Pig… -[overlapping spluttering] Loaf of bread… Get that thing on the hood.

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[clunking]

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[sobbing] [sniffles] Katie, stop.

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["I Want More" by Bangs playing faintly]

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[Linda] Hey, we made it. Well, I guess we're not the worst family of all time. Take that, Kentwood community Facebook group. -[Linda chuckling] -[air hissing]

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That's all I ever wanted.

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[exhales]

[Katie] Dad, this place has literally zero stars on Yelp. It says, "Do not eat here ever." [laughs] What, are we gonna let an app tell us how to-- [all retching]

All right, so that's the place that controls the screens, right?

Brother, what is death? [somber music playing]

I made eye water just like you. We might actually do this. I wish there was, like, footage of us walking out of the mall in slow motion, fire behind us, like heroes. Katie, that would be a waste of time and absolutely unnecessary.

Run! THEN SO BE IT… LET THE DARK HARVEST BEGIN!!!!

[Rick] I know who can give me a hand. And, hey, Rick, right? Just so someone knows, I'm sorry about causing the whole machine uprising.

-Here goes nothing! -[engine revs]

Across the stream.

[whimpers]

Thank you, human. Are you now my mother? Uh, sure.

[in English] Uh, Eric, Deborahbot, it… it… it's me. Please! [groans] -[robot] Pig-- Dog-- Pig… -[overlapping spluttering] Loaf of bread… Get that thing on the hood.

[clunking]

[sobbing] [sniffles] Katie, stop.

["I Want More" by Bangs playing faintly]

[Linda] Hey, we made it. Well, I guess we're not the worst family of all time. Take that, Kentwood community Facebook group. -[Linda chuckling] -[air hissing]

That's all I ever wanted.