Wow, I got to admit, this is actually amazing. What's even more amazing, I signed us up for a seven-hour mule tour. Dad, doesn't that sound steep and dangerous? Katie, what could go wr-- Get to the bridge if you wanna live! What about Prancer? [Rick] Prancer belongs to the canyon now! [cartoony music playing]
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Behold, the ma-- [yells] He licked my mouth again! -[Katie] Dad, can you check the trunk? -Yeah, sure, what-- Ah, nasty!
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[birds chirping] [both laughing]
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[TV clicks on, static crackles]
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This is totally unrelated. [retching] This is totally unrel-- -[horns honking] -Ugh, stupid traffic. -You know what this calls for? -[Katie sighs] Please don't say the-- The Rick Mitchell Special, baby! [laughs] This is illegal! It's not illegal if you're good at it. -[all screaming] -[horn drones] If you think about it, I was helping the flow of traffic. [chuckles] What… what are you writing down?
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[Katie] Dad, this place has literally zero stars on Yelp. It says, "Do not eat here ever." [laughs] What, are we gonna let an app tell us how to-- [all retching]
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["Every Day's the Weekend" by Alex Lahey playing]
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But we do love his initiative, right?
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[thunder crashes]
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No, Mark. We have been given new orders. -From who? -[whooshing] -[screaming] -No, no, no, no, no, no. -Get out of here! -[panicked shouting] What's happening? Who's doing this? Who's doing this?
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-Bye, Monch. -♪ Cal… ♪ [song stops] [tense music playing] Wait, why do you, uh, why do you need all that to take me to the airport? I messed things up last night, but I'm gonna make it up to you.
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[chuckles] Yes!
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We just gave your smartphone arms and legs. This is the next generation of Pal technology. [Katie] Oh! -Whoa. -Aaron, do you have a credit card? I'm a child. Now, watch this. Pal Max, I order you to clean this mess and make me breakfast. [robots] Okay.
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And I know what you're thinking. "Are they gonna turn evil?" Well, I've insured their safety with a kill code in case anything goes wrong. So we promise you they will never, ever, ever, ever, ever turn evil. Oh no.
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[crowd cheering] Did I mention they dance? [electronic music continues]