I want Mommy and Daddy to make up so we can be a family again. Okay. Good night, Santa.
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I really only want one present for Christmas.
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Wake up, honey. Wake up. Maybe we can get out the back by the servants' stairs.
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Hey. Merry Christmas. Or should I say "happy holidays" now? Right? I mean, it's like, people, make up your minds. - You know what I'm saying? - Can I help you? Oh, yeah. I sure hope so. See, uh, my car broke down a little ways... Out here? This is a private road. You're telling me. It's the first place I've seen for miles. I think I got frostbite. Where the hell am I, anyway? G.T. Lightstone family compound. I'll call you a tow.
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Good night, Mr. Bunny.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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All right, revelers. Time to steal Christmas. Sound off. Jingle. Check. Peppermint. Check. Sugarplum. Check. Krampus. Ready to fuck shit up. Candy Cane. Check. - Go for Frosty. - Go for Tinsel. Go for Gingerbread. Are we gonna use these stupid code names all night? 'Tis the season. Welcome to your worst Christmas ever. Trudy loves seeing Santa at the mall.
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Who the hell are you? You can call me Mr. Scrooge.
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Oh, fuck.
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Grandma! Your Wi-Fi sucks dick. Damn it! When he was small, I begged you to beat him.
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Yo, yo. B. Lightstone here, live streaming the dream, you know. They say the richest man...
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You know, uh... Christmas is all right, but you Americans don't celebrate my favorite holiday. Oh, yeah? What? Boxing Day.
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Hello? Santa? Are you there? Shit.
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2s
Video game.
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Let's go, motherfuckers! Let's go!
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2.8s
Al? Al?
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Maybe he fell. You rappel down buildings with him. You gonna tell me he just fell out a window?
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Yeah. Of course I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna... I'm gonna get you out of there. Take all these bad guys on my naughty list... I'm gonna take a lump of coal, each and every one of them, and shove it straight up... The ass. Well, I mean, come on, sweetie. We want to keep you on the nice list, you know. Sorry. Can I say "butthole," then? I mean, it's borderline. How about "anus"? Technically, yes, uh, "anus" is the tech... Okay, look, uh, Tru... uh, Trudy. I got to call for help, and the phone lines are down. You probably know this house better than anybody. You got any suggestions? I have an idea.