Foreclosure? Please, sir. I'm begging you. This company is my life's work. I have a family and a respons-- [disconnect tone drones] -Is everything all right, sir? -It's fine.
Wish Dragon
20s
-What purpose-- -Stop light. -What in the world? -Ice cream. -How is this-- -Electricity. -I know it's all amazing-- -Amazing? When you've been around as long as I have, there's nothing in this world that could amaze-- "Shrimp chips." Peasant food, no doubt. [chewing loudly]
Wish Dragon
3.8s
Oh, uh… What? Oh, that old thing.
Wish Dragon
2s
Uh, hello?
Wish Dragon
8.5s
-Li Na! Aren't you supposed to be at-- -I'm sorry, Dad. We really need to talk. Of course. -I'm just on a very important call. -Dad.
Wish Dragon
36.4s
Okay, you got me. Where are the hidden cameras? -Great joke, guys. -Joke? -Is this a hologram or something? -I assure you not. -[dramatic music rises] -[Din] Ah! Do you wish for a suit of armor made of solid gold? It shall be so. Do you wish for the strength of 1,000 men? Boom! -It shall be so. -Whoa. For the finest carriage in all the land? Pow! It's yours! The wings of a hawk! [caws] Or the legs of a giraffe. Feels good up here, right? Or anything else that your heart desires.
Wish Dragon
5.2s
-Good one. -Ah. Thanks. Eat metal, dirt bag! How do you like them apples, huh?
Wish Dragon
7.2s
But it's been nice. Kind of like you were back. But, you know, giant and glowing, and super glamorous.
Wish Dragon
4.6s
Here, take this. Thank you. [Li Na blowing nose]
Wish Dragon
4.2s
I'm fine. [both laugh] Here.
Wish Dragon
7.6s
[chuckles] Yeah, good one. Sure. I have plenty more of these at home. -Thank you. Here you are. -Here.
Wish Dragon
4.5s
My real name isn't Dan. It's… [Li Na] Din.
Wish Dragon
1.4s
[both coughing]
Wish Dragon
10.1s
Long, what are you doing? Getting a personal carriage. I can't afford a personal carriage, which is why we were taking the bus. Did you just steal my money?
Wish Dragon
3.1s
I'm sorry. [emotional music plays]
Wish Dragon
15.8s
Din, why are you asking silly questions? Eat. Okay, but seriously, Mom, if you could wish for anything. -A big house in the countryside? -Din, we went over this yesterday. I want you to focus on your future. That is what I wish for.
Wish Dragon
23.6s
What? You're saying that's not my son? You knew. Don't lie to me. [man] You were lying to me this whole time. You just wanted to inherit my dad's business. -[woman] Right. I will. -I know what you did! You think you can fool me? I saw you with that guy. [woman] You have no idea. I should've listened to my mother. -I am your mother. -No! [all gasp]
