- Okay. [mouthing words] Call me. - Listen. I-- I-- I know you guys are mad-- [stammers] Listen, that-- that's me they're cheering for. - [Jess] What were you thinking? - [Nina] Well, Max is fine. Okay, look. Guys, we don't have time for this, okay? We need to get out of this city. [Nina blows raspberry] Overreact much? Wait, wait. [stammers] Why do we have to leave? Because. [sighs] - Jess, tell them, please. - This is all on you. We have to leave because my former coworkers are trying to kill us. What? From Planet Car Deals? [chuckles] - I'm not kidding around. Ask Max. - Huh? Before I met your mom, I was a covert assassin. I escaped that life, and now they've found us.
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[laughing] Dad, you are, like, the biggest wimp on the planet. - [gun cocks] - [gasps] - Thank you. Move. Go! Now! - [gunshots] [shrieking] - [Dan] Go, go. - [Jess groans] - Find an exit. Find an exit. - [Jess breathes heavily] - [Dan] Move, guys. Come on. - [Jess] Go. Go. Go, go, go, go.
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- Hey! - [Dan] Where's your brother? That's a funny story. He's literally right there. - No. Your other brother. - Okay, yeah. He's fine. He's good. He's with Ren. - [Jess, Dan] What? - [Nina] Excuse me. - [babbling] - See? See? - He's fine. Max is great. Heya. - Hey.
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- [Kyle] Dad? - What the fuck? I'm gonna draw her fire, okay? When I do, take the kids that way. I'll be right behind you, okay?
[announcer 2] Doesn't get much closer than that. Kyllboi! Kyllboi! That's right. - [crowd chanting] Kyllboi! - [announcer 2] Give it up!
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- Team Valkyrae wins! - [Kyle] Yes!
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[announcer 2] We have a winner!
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1.6s
- Let's go! - [Kyle] Yes! Yes!
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[gasps]
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15.3s
"Molly Anderson"? At least you got a real name. I'm Van. [stammers] I'm a-- I'm a vehicle. Van? Look, we can't go back to Buffalo, all right? Those lives are over. I'm sorry. I finally have a life, and you're ruining it.
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3.1s
- Yes. - [sighs, stammers] I don't wanna be that guy.
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29.3s
My mother died when I was four. My father was prone to violence. When I turned 18, it was straight into the army. I dunno. Maybe it was his genes coming out, but I thrived. I was a Green Beret. I was a Delta. And then I was approached by a man named McCaffrey. Former SAS. He took my training to a whole other level and recruited me into a special program. - It was a chance to do some real good. - What kind of special program? We took out the worst of the worst. Terrorists, warlords, kidnappers all over the world. Ones the government couldn't legally touch. Took out, as in...
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22.6s
- Yeah. - I am such an idiot. This is why you're so secretive, why you never wanna go anywhere. [stammers] Why-- Why you're so weird about social media. Why you're s-- you're so anti-technology. Well, with facial recognition software, I had no choice. Plus, I really do think that social media is fundamentally disgusting and gross. - [sighs] God. - But now that they found us, what happens? I got it figured out.
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10.7s
- Well, how many? - Twenty-six. - You've killed 26 pe-- - [shushes] No. No. No, I w-- I went on 26 operations. Oh, God. - Thirty-nine people. - That's more!