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[laughing] Dad, you are, like, the biggest wimp on the planet. - [gun cocks] - [gasps] - Thank you. Move. Go! Now! - [gunshots] [shrieking] - [Dan] Go, go. - [Jess groans] - Find an exit. Find an exit. - [Jess breathes heavily] - [Dan] Move, guys. Come on. - [Jess] Go. Go. Go, go, go, go.
The Family Plan
22.6s
- Yeah. - I am such an idiot. This is why you're so secretive, why you never wanna go anywhere. [stammers] Why-- Why you're so weird about social media. Why you're s-- you're so anti-technology. Well, with facial recognition software, I had no choice. Plus, I really do think that social media is fundamentally disgusting and gross. - [sighs] God. - But now that they found us, what happens? I got it figured out.
The Family Plan
30.6s
[manager] Dan! I don't know how you do it. Guy looks like he just got himself a Lambo. Hey, one man's lemon is another man's lemonade. He just needed a squeeze. Well, it's earned you Salesman of the Month again. - [chuckles] - [engine revs] - [salesman 1] Whoo! Nice! - [tires squeal] Hey, Deb. Can you take a photo of Dan for the website, please? Uh, you know what? I actually-- [stammers] I'm sorry, I gotta get home. - It's my anniversary. - Oh, come on, Dan. You do this every time. - [stammers] Give it to Hal. - [Hal] What's up, losers? [sighs] Hal, how many times have I told you about driving on the lot like that? Cars are like chicks, Jorge. They wanna go fast.
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21.7s
[mumbles] You got any plans this weekend? - Mm-mmm. - Come on. We'll go in the yard, throw a few pitches, see if you got any gas left in this cannon. - Come on, bud. - [grumbles] Where you going? - Samir's. - Again? You made me quit gaming so I'd make friends. I made you quit gaming because blowing people's heads off 24-7 isn't exactly healthy. You're meant to be babysitting tonight. It's our anniversary. What? Why can't she?
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28.6s
[person 2] I told you already, Nina. Stanford is restrictive early action. If you apply to Iowa now, you could mess it all up. I know what I'm doing. Do you? It certainly doesn't look like it from here. - Happy anniversary! [sighs] - Aw, baby. - You remembered. - [chuckles] Hey. You thought I forgot. Can you please tell Nina that we're not paying for her to follow Trevor to Iowa? Don't say his name like that. - Like what? [sighs] - [scoffs] Come on. - [squeals] - Max! Crushing the peas. [babbles] Ah, that's a good boy. [kisses]
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