How is someone already throwing up? Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is not weird to you? -I mean-- -Don't look. They're not weird? They're the only people I've ever heard of to smuggle drugs into Mexico. -I don't know, baby. Screw it. -What? Can we for once, just in our lives, just say "screw it" to all the plans and just get on a damn boat?
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[together] That was fucking awesome! -[Ron] Oh! -Whoa. Y'all not mad at me for crashing your boat? Mad? Are you kidding me? Come on. Nobody's dead, right? Plus, you guys, how lame would our story be if it was just, like, "a regular old day of sailing"? -[laughs] -You flipped a catamaran! Look, look. I know that boat cost you a ton of money. -No, man. -No. The rental guy made us sign, like, a billion papers. Dude, insurance. He probably made money. There's nothing wrong with giving back. No, no, no! Please, there's gotta be something I can do. Yeah, there is. You're buying the first round. -[Kyla] Whoo! -[Ron] Yes! [Kyla whoops] [Latin hip-hop music playing]
[Marcus] What you mean this one is-- [laughing] You gotta be kiddin' me. Come on, now. It's a Hugo Boss. We were thinking Vera Wang, but decided this one's better for your build. Hey, man. Wow, look at this. Yo, this is dope, man. Like, honestly, thank y'all. I really appreciate this. And look, y'all-- Y'all do understand why you can't come to the wedding, right? Yeah. You're embarrassed by us. -No. Have you met her parents? -No, because you won't let us. Okay, look, if it was up to me, I would invite every last one of y'all to the wedding, but I can't. Her parents said they just want family there. They want it to be really intimate. [big band music playing] [Marcus] Baby, what is this? What happened to intimate? Who's all these people?
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Now, look. Whenever we off-load materials on the site, what we do is, we log on here and put it on this spreadsheet. This is the way we keep tabs with the inventory. Yeah, but why can't we just write it in the book like we used to? The problem is, I can't log on to a book when I'm in Atlanta, right? I need to be on the cloud so I can see what you clowns are doing. It's almost like you don't trust us. It's almost like I don't trust y'all anymore? [chuckles] Guess what? I do trust y'all, to screw shit up. That's why I'm only gone for a week. Oh, I can fuck a lot of shit up in a week. I 100% believe that. You s-- Yo, Marcus. Fred and Enzo are fighting again. What? [groans] Damn it.
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And who says "farewell"? What are you? Othello? Farewell sounds final, okay? I don't wanna see those freaks again. Do you? I don't know. They were kinda fun. Yes, on vacation. Not in the real world. But they did loosen us up a little bit. Yes, they may have loosened us up a little bit, but speaking of gettin' loose.
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So if you wanna bail, I'm down. Really? We can-- We can do that? Mm-mmm. No, we can't.
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3.8s
As far as I'm concerned, we got married in a Mexican cave.
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3.4s
Baby, is she sleeping with her eyes open?
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1.8s
-[whirring] -[truck beeping]
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[woman on PA, indistinct]
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[footsteps departing]
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You need a rope man. Okay.
Vacation Friends
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I guess only a rookie chasms that fast.
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I ate it. -Why? -You told me to! I said, "Jackpot," and that's it. I didn't say, "Eat it." Man, you are crazy, okay? Everything you touch turn into drugs! Okay? What's gonna happen to me? Am I about to die? No, no. You're not gonna die. Okay? Part of you is gonna die, but it's gonna be reborn. You'll be fine. Something's happening because everything is purple now. No, no, no, no. You're being paranoid. It takes 20 minutes to kick in. Everything's purple! Oh, shit.
Vacation Friends
8.2s
Most potent magic mushroom on Earth. You eat one of these babies, not only will you talk to God, you'll find a rent-controlled apartment and move in together. -I ate it. -What?
Vacation Friends
8.8s
Okay, look. I know you're not a big drug guy, but if you ever wanna unlock the doors to perception, this, my friend, is the key. Wait, what? Primarily found in Spain, but around here, we call it the Devil's Dick.