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What did you think? That I'd go blabbing about it on the-- on the moms' school text chain? - No. I-- - Or were you afraid I'd leave you, knowing who you really are? [chuckles] We were just some disguise for you, just some part of your cover as a suburban schlub? - What? No. No. - Fuck, you must have resented us. Right? Every single day, eking out a living, wiping kids' asses, driving a minivan. I love that minivan. I mean, all of a sudden you're, like, what, James Bond, and now you're what? Normal. A normal guy with a normal, wonderful, perfect life. That's all I've ever wanted. I mean, you were a decathlete. You should've medaled in Athens. Do you resent your life as a mom? Sometimes.
The Family Plan
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[Gwen] Oh, boy. Hey, maybe you can help me with my guy problems then. - How about that? - I'd love to. [clicks tongue] Remember that ex I told you about in Buffalo? - Yeah. - We were together for years. It was good. I mean, it was really good. [sucks teeth] You know when you just can't get enough of each other physically? I thought he was the one, and then he just threw it all away. Married some other woman who was the complete opposite of me. And the worst part... she's insufferable.
The Family Plan
24.7s
- Where are you going? - Far from here, far from you. - Where? - It's none of your business. What? Like hell it isn't. Hey, you cannot go to the airport, you know. - They're gonna be waiting there. - Well, we're not. We've made other arrangements. What other arrangements? Sorry, Dan. Can't say. It's to protect you. Jess-- [stammers] Oh, really? Come on. Don't-- Jess. Please. It's not safe. Then handle it. Make it safe. And when you're done with it, stay away from us.
The Family Plan
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