Kurt. You weren't "pornhub-ing" in the office again, were you? No.
M3GAN
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Hi, m3gan.
M3GAN
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That's great, cady. Do you want to roll it to aunt Gemma?
M3GAN
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I'm all in. But we're asking the board to invest in something that's not gonna see a profit for three years. So bottom line is, this isn't going anywhere without Greg. - He's the chairman. - Yeah, I know who Greg is, Kurt. Now, Greg is a hard-ass when it comes to spending money. But here's the thing, he's got a kid who's about the same age as your niece. If we can show him what you just showed me and get him to respond emotionally instead of analytically, we should be off to the races. So, can we keep the girl? Can we make her part of it? She's paired with her, right? That's how this whole thing works? Yeah, the more time she spends with cady, the more effective she's gonna be. Love it. Kurt, get shelley on the phone. Gem, get me a list of things I can say in a presentation that makes it sound like I know what I'm talking about. Holy shit, this is exciting. I want you all to remember this moment. The moment we kicked hasbro right in the dick.
M3GAN
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But just know that that boy is in, um... That boy is in a better place now.
M3GAN
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You can't just stick her in a trunk. What's wrong with you? I know you're very attached to her. I know you think of her as a friend... She is my friend! She's my invention, and the launch is tonight, so it's really important that we run some tests. I have to make sure that she's okay. Why wouldn't she be okay? She was fine yesterday. What did you do to her? We will talk about it after you see Lydia. I want to talk about it now! We've been going back and forth on this all day, cady. Let's just listen to some music, okay?
M3GAN
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Hey, I'm sorry about today. I shouldn't have put you in that position if you weren't feeling up to it. It worked out, didn't it? Three, two, one, I win! Hey! Anyway, I just wanted to say that... hey, hey! M3gan, turn off. Why did you do that? M3gan, turn on. Because I'm trying to have a conversation with you. M3gan, turn off.
M3GAN
3.1s
Wash your hands. Roll up your sleeves.
M3GAN
4.6s
Where's Dewey? He's 34 feet southwest and approximately five feet deep.
M3GAN
1.3s
Is it your arm?
M3GAN
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Are you kidding me? Her entire arm looks like a dental mold, and you're telling me that there's nothing that we can do? She said he was provoked. Provoked? Have you seen this dog? It is a monster. I'm chasing it off of my property every other day. She said he's never on your property. Then why Don't you ask her whose shit I'm cleaning off of my driveway? Because it's not mine. Look, the dog doesn't have a history of violence. State law says he can't forcibly be put down. Okay, then what am I supposed to do? Fix the hole in your fence?
M3GAN
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Oh, my god. What the...
M3GAN
1.6s
M3gan?
M3GAN
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Are you even aware of the shit Tsunami that just swept in over this furzeez spot? I'm sorry, what?
M3GAN
2.1s
Security! Help!
M3GAN
26.1s
Allow me to tell you a little bit about my wormhole. I was born in a sandwich hat, and I wolf many cabbages. Uh... This isn't supposed to happen, obviously. Just give me one moment. Sorry about the noise. - Gem? - One second, Cole. It's probably just a race condition. It'll take me a minute to fix. Gem, it's not a race condition. I might have forgotten to put in the polypropylene barrier. Oh, no. - God. - Tess, turn it off! I can't.