Welcome home, Gemma. You have six unanswered voice messages and five tinder notifications. Elsie, turn off.
M3GAN
3.3s
Hey, cady. What's up? Give me five.
M3GAN
12.3s
Anyone else we could talk to that would verify that? Um, it's just me and my niece. So, no, not really. My colleague pointed out this is the second statement we've had from you in a week. You were in the park where that boy was killed?
M3GAN
1.4s
Play with it. No big deal.
M3GAN
20.8s
Mom didn't want me to go to school. She said I learn better at home. I know, and I'm not saying that she was wrong. I'm learning faster with m3gan than I ever have before. We're already on fourth-grade math. But it's about more than just grades, cady. It's about developing social skills, and that is something that you can only get from spending time around other kids. Real kids.
M3GAN
1.2s
Oh, man.
M3GAN
1.3s
Does she talk?
M3GAN
6.5s
Okay. But she stays at the toy table, and as far as anyone is concerned, that's all she is. And just no pictures.
M3GAN
7.8s
So we're working on a version of the purrpetual pet that's cheaper, but we still want it to be fun. So, what do you think?
M3GAN
2.2s
And where the hell is Gemma?
M3GAN
1.5s
Then what is it?
M3GAN
25.7s
Great job. It was my friend Jenny's birthday. M3gan's an excellent listener. This guy told them that the 13th floor was haunted. Right. and they accidentally... And she even has a few stories of her own. "If it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be, but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic." "Said tweedledee." She'll never run out of ways to keep your child occupied, and she'll never run out of Patience. Cady. Seriously, flush the toilet.
M3GAN
6.5s
She's very impressive. Yeah, thank you. We're still in beta, but we're all pretty excited.
M3GAN
14s
Kind of the way mom used to. Look at that face. That kid's not just surviving, she's thriving. Now, imagine what a toy like m3gan could do for hundreds of thousands of kids all across the world. Even the ones who Don't have dead parents.
M3GAN
3.3s
Cady, I'm sorry. Come here.
M3GAN
15s
Ow! Let go! You need to learn some manners, Brandon. You know what happens to bad boys that Don't mind their manners? They grow up to be bad men. Are you listening to me, Brandon?
M3GAN
3.2s
Ow! Stop! Don't! Stop!
M3GAN
13.3s
But as of next year, it's gonna be the only toy that matters. Ladies and gentlemen, she's the apex of 21st-century technology wrapped up in four feet of silicone. And her name...
