‐ Okay, I decided to Google the two most important things about marriage: love and commitment. Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone, and we all know these two li'I freaks are fine in that department, right? And commitment is the state or quality of being dedicated to a cause, activity, et cetera.
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Are you joking right now?
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‐ What are we doing?
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Shukran. Good day so far? ‐ Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. You? ‐ Today is young. Ask me again at the end.
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Oh, Sarah? ‐ Didn't work. Life is meaningless. Let's get the fuck out of here. ‐ Oh my God. Are you... fucking cheating on me? What? This isn't funny. Okay, stop. I'm serious. Stop copying me! Stop pretending like you know everything!
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But, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, we're all part of this gorgeous tapestry‐‐ ‐ No, come on, throw me a bone. This isn't the day for moderation.
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Down! Hey! Hey! This place‐‐ Get off me! Get off me! I should never have left the Great Lakes. This place is a nightmare. - Randy. - It's all right, Randy. Everything is great. - Sorry. - Uh, well, the gods have spoken, and they approve this marriage!
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‐ I'm sorry. Do I know you?
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This is the greatest... night.
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‐ I'm not gonna sleep with you. ‐ I mean, you asked me about mine, I was just being courteous. ‐ I mean, I might have the other night, you know, I would have but‐‐ Not now, though. ‐ Yeah! I was thinking the exact same thing, you know. We'll be seeing each other all the time, let's keep it simple. Don't over‐complicate it. ‐ Yeah.
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‐ Get on up there, peanut.
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‐ If you insist. ‐ I bet that was great. ‐ You would have bet right. ‐ What about Tala? ‐ No. But I have tried.
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All right! Get down! Get down! Get down!
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What's that smell?
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So I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again. ‐ Amen to that. I tied my tubes at 40.
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Tala Anne Wilder and Abraham Eugene Trent Schlieffen, who do not look like siblings. You see, their optimism, their selflessness, it's in their blood.
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I wish I could just live out here forever.
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When Roy found out about his new life, he did not take it lightly.
