You know what? Merry Christmas, you sweet motherfucker. -You're coming, yeah, Smitty? -Yes. -Yes! Okay. You want this? -No. All right. l'm keeping this lamb.
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Smitty? Clay vanstone. No, l'm not dead. That was just a rumor, although well-founded. How much alcohol can l legally buy from you?
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Maybe you shouldn't have promised them bonuses. No, first rule of business, shoot for the moon and you'll land on the sun. l'd love to know where you read that. And let's just focus on closing Walter. -You know? -Carol burned this place to the ground. We are planting the seeds of a new dawn.
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Phase one's complete.
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-Carol. -Pre-game for what? For the work session we got tonight. And to complete the process of... We're closing Walter Davis, you know? lt's going really, really well.
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Clay, l told you, l don't need to do any pre-game for...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Move out of my way. l swear to God, l will drop this on your back. Move!
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Okay, so we have to throw a massive party from scratch in five hours. Yeah. And we got an office full of pissed-off employees. You guys, l got this. l have a black belt in partying. That's why l got kicked out of boarding school and two intensive care units. Listen. Did you see this? "lt's F-ing Christmas, B's. "Let's get mother-F-ing drunk. -"Attendance mandatory." -Yeah. Lawsuit! Mary, it's for the greater good, okay? Joel, would you do me a favor? Would you get Fred up to Clay's office? -Yeah, sure. -Thank you. -Wait! -Yup. l don't know if it's helpful, but regarding the music tonight, l happen to have a friend who's a pretty good DJ.
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Shoot. Except she's working late tonight. Modeling. ls she shooting the cover of full ofShit magazine?
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You know what? She's gonna be there. You guys! Nate's girlfriend's coming!
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Okay. What are we gonna do with these after the party? Raffle.
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Great. Bring him. -See, we already got a DJ. -Yep.
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Shit! Match, match, match. Match! Come on.
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Finish him!
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Hey, dicks.
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No, no, no. You're both right. We show him a great time at our office Christmas party tonight. What? l didn't say that. -lt's not the worst idea. -Right? Of course it is. We don't even have an office Christmas party. Carol said no to all discretionary spending. She wants to lay off 40%. You want to double that? My sister doesn't do anything at 40%. She's just cutting off our legs so we can't run away when she wants to fucking curb-stomp our face.
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We should take him out and show him a great time. So we'll hook him up with Don Draper, then go out and get a couple of steaks and an STD.