This is a sample cheeseboard for our holiday mixer tonight. l know it's a little heavy on the Gouda... That was the MvP last year. l do have a feisty Cheddar on the bench. l think that pairs better with the mulled non-alcoholic wine myself, but what do l know? Wait, wait. l'm sorry. Excuse me. You're having a Christmas party tonight? lt's not a Christmas party. lt's a non-denominational holiday mixer. More inclusive. Well, whatever the fuck it is, it's not happening. Yeah, it's definitely... Well, it's not "happenin"' because it happens at 5:30 in the afternoon. lt's just a small thing that's really important to all of us, but trust me, it's gonna suck.
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So... -ls there anything else? -Actually, yes.
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You know what? l'm gonna sit. Not because you told me to, but because l prefer it.
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All right, well, that doesn't sound very real to me. Well, if it was real, l wouldn't have to invent it. l'm sorry, what's your name again? Tracey Hughes. And if you forget again, it's on all of the recent patents for Zenotek.
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-Four years. -Four years?
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Well, how long have you been figuring?
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Now Iet me cIear my throat Special dedication Going out to all the ladies And all the brothers in here!
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Zenotek, you having a good time now? You ready to kick this up a notch? Yeah! Hit me with the horns, Calvis!
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"Forty"? Forty... That... We have 200 employees. That's like, 60...
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Fine! Then this meeting is canceled!
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Clay! l mean it. Me, too, Carol. Guys, the holiday mixer is canceled. -Yes. -lt won't be.
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Damn it! l was keeping it light in there. That was light? You have to give her a break, Josh. She's hated parties ever since she started not getting invited to them. Please. That party's the least of your problems. ls that Dad? No, Carol, l just have some random guy's ashes in my office. Got it online. Yes. He wanted them here, with me, at his branch. l thought they were gonna divide him equally. lt's not my fault that he always liked hanging out with me more. l don't care. l got this company.
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Hey! lt's canceled, Clay! The thing is not happening at all. l'm not messing with you. Hey! Stop doing that! Hey, idiot, l'm looking right at you. l saw that! You whispered to the farty cheese lady. Well... Don't make me pull rank, Clay. lt is canceled.
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No, it's not gonna suck, because it's canceled. What? All branch Christmas parties are canceled. lt's a waste of money! Come on. What are you guys not getting? All right, it's canceled. lt's not.
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And she's being a little shit here in the first class lounge. So l think we should cancel all of her Christmas presents this year.
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Yeah. And while she's asleep, why don't you take that doll, too. Great. Bye. may I have your attention, pIease.
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Yes, Carol vanstone. l'm here with Darcy. l know. Terrible name.
