Some other stuff. But no Cronuts, that's a bastard pastry. l still hate your rules.
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What about the Jews for Jesus? -What about Scientologists? -Yeah. Mysticism. What about Shintoism? Satanism. Right. What about something for the Satanists? Jeremy, come on. l... l admire the stand that you're taking, but let's schedule the protest rally for after the workday, shall we? And, Mary, let's let it slide.
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The English band, the Optic Monkeys? You were supposed to see them with your friend Lindsey, you were like, "l can't go," because you couldn't get a babysitter? Did you hack into my emails?
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Okay, Becca's real. And we're not gonna mix business with pleasure.
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-No, l commissioned it. -That's more expensive. Yeah, but worth it. l think it's a great new addition. l'd love to talk about Data City, the pitch this afternoon... l think it's super important. lt is really important, but we've got kind of a crisis.
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Got it right here. Hi. Nate.
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Okay, Larry, l know how a hand job works. l had no idea you guys were together. Wait, what are you talking about? So Becca gave Larry a hand job in the men's room.
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Zenotek! Zenotek! That poor guy. What a day he's had. First he gets fired and now this. -Wait, what? -Did you say fired?
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He used all of his inheritance. lt's a hard word to say. To keep this branch afloat with his in-her-i-tance.
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-Was that you? -l got it! Yeah, l got it, too! l got mine! Yeah. Yeah, there's mine. Holy shit!
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Carol, before you get mad, listen to what l did. l said no party!
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Nothing yet.
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Okay, reset.
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Okay, l'm gonna suck my dick. She's gonna suck it on this one, guys. Guys, can we go back to one for sucking my dick? l like it 'cause it looks like he's trying just a little too hard. The artist? l hadn't thought about the artist. Was this not where you had the key to the city of Margaritaville? Yeah, l did. l got rid of it.
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You know what? Let's start with a drink. Come on. Yeah. Are you thirsty? Clay, you want a drink with Walter?