[DEADPOOL GROANS] Put that back in your prison wallet.
Deadpool 2
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DOMINO: Whatever. We're gonna lose 'em. I'm dropping in. DEADPOOL: Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Luck is not a superpower! We are so fucked! No, we most certainly are not fucked. [CARS HORNS HONKING] [BRAKES SCREECHING] DEADPOOL: Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out of your eyes? It's just it's hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist... came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!
Deadpool 2
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Another disgusting minority off the streets. We'll sleep well tonight. Let's get a bagel. [TASER CRACKLING] [GROANING] Nighty-night, you annoying prick!
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[CHILD SINGING]
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There's nothing I can't kill. Well, as Scoutmaster Kevin used to say... "There's a first time for everything, son." Give me your best shot, One-Eyed Willy.
Deadpool 2
5.5s
What is that? That's not a real rope! You get back here, young man! [SIRENS WAILING]
Deadpool 2
1m6s
You time-sliding son of a bitch! You did this for me? Wait. You can't go back. You used the last of your fuel. What about your girl, your wife? Now, my family's safe. And I didn't do it for you. No, I'm gonna stick around for a while... and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion. No. You did it for me. No, I didn't. You did. I really didn't. Pretty sure you did. No, I'm positive I didn't. Fine. All right, let's flip a coin. Okay? Heads, you did it for me. Tails, you did it for me. I'm not even gonna look, because you did it for me. Say it again. He did it for me. CABLE: Jesus. We must get the collar off. Forget it. It's no use. These collars don't just come off. Wade. I have an idea. No, no, no! Let's not do that. Please! I'd rather die of cancer. Let's just... Oh, God! They do say the pen is grosser than the sword. [COLLAR BUZZING] RUSSELL: We need the code. Try, uh, seven? DEADPOOL: Settle down, Captain Lucky. It's not gonna be one number. Oh, God, that's lazy writing.
Deadpool 2
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[IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME PLAYING]
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[GASPING]
Deadpool 2
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Kiss me like you miss me, Red. Well, come here. Don't fuck Elvis. Ooh, too late. I'm sorry?
Deadpool 2
1.4s
Huh?
Deadpool 2
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God, you're a douche. Bye, Wade! Bye, Yukio! [WE BELONGPLAYING]
Deadpool 2
15s
Oh, God! Oh, God, time out! Time out! Cut. I've got bad guy blood, right in my open eye. Oh, that's so gross. [GROANING] Fuck. Looks like you left a little landing strip there. I like it.
Deadpool 2
6.5s
There's gotta be some way to die. I just need to die harder. Trademark Fox. Y'all caught up now?
Deadpool 2
4.7s
I can't believe he's still alive. I can't believe you left the house in that shirt.
Deadpool 2
35.1s
She's gone. BLIND AL: Sweetheart, can you speak up? It's a little hard to hear you with that pity dick in your mouth. Now, look, sugar. You need to just keep living. Thank you... Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure. Listen to the pain. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Sometimes, it's so bad, we feel like we're dying. But we can't really live till we've died a little, can we? Wade?
Deadpool 2
10.5s
Whoa! Are you a superhero? Fucking A, sweetie. What's your name? Captain Delicious Pants. Who's Captain Delicious Pants?
Deadpool 2
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I fucking did this. And all I wanna do is grab her and see her and tell her that I'm sorry, and I can't.