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[GROANS] Dopinder, it's me again. Look, a saner man might discourage you from joining the deadly merc business... what, with your concave chest and your paper towel tube arms. But you're an eagle... and goddamn it, an eagle's gotta soar. You gotta grab those dreams, grab those dreams by the dick tip... and make it rain! I don't know what that means. Me neither. [BOTH LAUGH]
Deadpool 2
27.3s
My name's Rusty, but I go by Shatterstar. BOTH: That's good, yeah. "Rusty" is terrible.Toughie. So, uh, where are you from? The planet Mojo World. So you're an alien, I guess. Bad name. How does that, uh, help us? I'm basically better than you at everything. Just once, I'm gonna find a planet of people that are worse than me at everything. A whole bunch of functional idiots. I'm gonna go there, and I'm gonna be their Superman. Isn't that Canada? You shut your goddamn trash mouth!
Deadpool 2
43.3s
Got 'em. God, Russell. I have a mission. To get my revenge. I'm going to burn that headmaster alive. You're not the revenge type. Take it from a friend. Friend? You were sick, and I protected you. You said it yourself. "I'm not your friend. Find someone stronger." So I did. [GRUNTS] Russell, I couldn't protect you back then. But I can now. What do you want me to say, huh? "I care about you"? 'Cause goddamn it, I care about you, Russell. What's Juggernaut got that I don't have? Don't you say legs! I know you're gonna say legs! Legs! Still hurts to hear out loud!
Deadpool 2
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MAN: Hey! Asshole! DOMINO: Where is he? I can't see him. DEADPOOL: He's on top of you. He's tearing you open! He's going in through the back! Oh, God, he's inside! You hear yourself, right? DEADPOOL: Accidental double entendres! Russell! Russell Collins! DEADPOOL: Hands off that kid, John Connor!
Deadpool 2