REPORTER: [ON TV] And to update you on the story reported earlier, after a lengthy standoff outside the Essex House for Mutant Rehabilitation... two mutants were arrested and transported to the Ice Box... AUTOMATED VOICE: Entering repair mode.
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I had so much fun! You were like... [GRUNTS] And I was like, "Take a seat, shit dick." Just let me die in peace. [GRUNTS] We make a great team! Oh, God! We're not a team. [COUGHING] Why'd you say that back there? We're friends, partners. We're not partners or friends.
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Wonderful kid. RUSSELL: You can't stop me, Wade! [DEADPOOL GROANS]
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Boy howdy. Hi. This is a toughie. [BABY CRYING] Yeesh. Oh, yes. You're already practicing your salute, huh? Yes, you are. Well, we'll take care of that, won't we? Jesus Christ! This is so much harder than I thought. Oh, I'm going to hell. That makes two of us. You can do this. [CLICKS TONGUE] This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. All right.
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Stop, stop, stop! Stop!
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[WHEEZING]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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[GUNSHOT]
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Doms! Doms, get me out of here, please. Use my arms as backpack straps.
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Deploy! Oh, hey now! Whoa!
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Oh, no, they're right here.
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It works best when you pull the trigger.
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Watch my back. I've got the old man. Amen, brother.
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[GROANS] Rub my legs, Mama. Why would I rub your legs? Please, they hurt. I have growing pains. [BLIND AL SIGHS]
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You got 30 seconds, you jabbering butt plug! Now we're getting it.
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Well, I guess we found something you're not better at.
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[WHINES] I just love being around you guys so much.
