Calvin, don't put it away. Throw it away. I swear, if your mother knew...
Ruby Sparks
4s
So I let you do that. Wow.
Ruby Sparks
3.2s
You really let yourself off the hook, don't you?
Ruby Sparks
2.6s
Kill your idols, man. I'm all for it.
Ruby Sparks
13s
Naming your dog after him? It's a little disrespectful. No, it's a gesture. Yeah, an aggressive gesture. Think about it. You're a novelist. You think this guy's the greatest. So you name your dog after him to cut him down to size.
Ruby Sparks
7.8s
What's your dog's name? Uh, Scotty. Are you Scottish? No. I named him for F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Ruby Sparks
2.2s
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Ruby Sparks
8.8s
Okay. I'm really glad you brought her. It means a lot to me. Okay.
Ruby Sparks
4.8s
You got a pretty great story. CALVIN: Everyone will think I'm crazy.
Ruby Sparks
6.3s
Hey, Susie, I'm gonna check on Harry. SUSIE: Okay. Tell him we have to go soon. CALVIN: Okay.
Ruby Sparks
11.1s
You're a genius. ROSENTHAL: I thought we weren't gonna use that word. You are really, really super fucking smart. "I'd like it to be bad." I'm glad you found something that inspires you. Inspires me?
Ruby Sparks
3.7s
I'll love you forever and ever and ever and ever.
Ruby Sparks
3.6s
Listen, it's one night a week. I think you can handle it.
Ruby Sparks
1.7s
CALVIN: Rub...
Ruby Sparks
26.8s
Just give me one sec. Just... Harry. Harry. There's no possible way that Ruby's in your house... ...because she's not a real person. I know objectively she is not real, but I'm telling you... ...I can see her, I can smell her. When she touched me, I could feel it. She's making eggs in my kitchen. Actual eggs. That's great. [WHISPERS] Calvin, I am at work. I'm in the middle of a very important meeting. I cannot deal with your shit right now.
