It's a war movie where these two guys take part in the unspeakable brutality of war... ...and then they find a box of tulips. Box O' Lips, yeah. And they're just, "Wow." They can't get over how great these tulips are, it's like, "A box o' lips, wow!"
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So where do you usually sit?
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STUDENTS: Aw!
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(RACHEL SIGHS)
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Goodbye, Greg. You're a good friend.
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Yeah, word. "Word"? Like, word, you'll do it, word?
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Oh, yeah, that's a good boy. Greg, will you join us? Oh, I'm okay. Oh, come on, don't be a party pooper! All right, all right.
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I promise you, you will regret that... ...if you don't visit her. (SCOFFS) You'll regret it for the rest of your life. Mom, that's probably true. But honestly, I have a shitload of things to regret right now. I regret not having a date for tomorrow's stupid prom. I regret being too weird to make friends. I definitely regret making all those shitty films with Earl. And I assume you saw the email I got today, from Pitt?
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Hey, everyone, check out Scott Mayhew's Tyrannosaurus walk. It's a great way to get from point A to point B.
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And I became mortal enemies with Scott Mayhew. Both of which are Rachel's fault.
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I mean, obviously, I remember visiting Rachel too.
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That was an entire winter of my life.
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(SNIFFLING)
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Um...
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Cut!
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Uh, I need another extension. That might prove difficult... (EXHALES) ...seeing how it's the... ...the end of the quarter and all.
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But no, for real. Can you make me a tulip? Oh, my God! Am I on set right now? Oh, damn! Oh, my God! Ahh! I can't take it! Action! Cut!
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Yep. Oh, my God, awesome! Okay, well, I can't wait to see it. Um, okay, I gotta go, but...