This sexy pillow here. Oh, my God, can you just... (IN ITALIAN ACCENT) Ooh, Greg, this pillow's name is Francesca. GREG: Don't joke, I can't deal with that. She's a filthy Italian woman. Please, stop!
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You know that you can smoke a hornet?
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Man, how did you not know it was the cookies? Man, it was your dumb ass yelling that shit on the bus. ILL PHIL: Yo, Greg! Did you snitch on me? He did snitch on you!
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No one has done more to make me smile than he has. And no one ever could.
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4s
You mean, talk about cancer? Only if you want to.
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You look good. I'm ugly, Greg! I'm so ugly.
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GREG: But we did still become friends.
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Page through this huge, horrible book and find some colleges. That's yours now.
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Why do they even call it Scholar Horizons Biology? Maybe they should call it Scholar Horizons Tonk. Or Sometimes Paper Football. McCARTHY: Heathens. What up? Hi, Mr. McCarthy.
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See, Greg? You lucky that was him and not me out there... ...'cause I'd have been whooping your ass up and down this street. It'd have been a ass-whoopin' fest around here, you dig?
