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I promise.

Ted

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Oh, my God!

Ted

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(COUGHS)

Ted

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How great is this? The four of us out to dinner. How long have we been saying we were going to... Lori, how you doing? I haven't talked to you in forever. I'm good. I'm good. The company's having their 20th anniversary party next week. So, that's something.

Ted

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Can I... Just give me the car keys. Can I please just explain? No. Look, I was... I have given up a huge chunk of my life for you. I was going to stop in for like five minutes and then Flash Gordon... Just give me the car keys.

Ted

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Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" (CHUCKLES) Right? Pink Floyd. Look, the point is, you're blaming me for something that you did to yourself.

Ted

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Oh, my God, it always looks so great! I always want to fucking brush it. Right, Johnny? I say that.

Ted

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Hey, Johnny! Total T.J. Hooker, right? Yes! Fucking-A right! (LAUGHS)

Ted

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(GUESTS CHEERING)

Ted

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What is it?

Ted

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Daddy!

Ted

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Teddy?

Ted

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You're back! Yeah, I mean, when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm a little fucked up. But will you take care of me forever and ever?

Ted

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Every now and then when my life's getting me down and things are tough, I just come up here and I look at it.

Ted

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There she is. I was worried you weren't coming. Hey, squirt, how you doing? Where's your bunny rabbit?

Ted

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In the corner, there is a shit!

Ted

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Do I dare look at the clock?

Ted

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(SCREAMING IN PAIN)

Ted