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Guys, how long have you been standing here? How could you do this to us? Guys, would you please just trust me that it's for the best? No, it's not! It's the best for you. We actually love grandma. Yeah, she's a part of our family, and we love her. Yo-you don't just kick someone out. First, you kick dad out. Now, you kick grandma out. Who's next? Are you gonna kick us out? What, honey, no, of course not. I would never do that. Why do you always have to screw everything up?
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Why? Because I push her to be the best and she can't handle it. Of course, my mother pushed me twice as hard and I turned out amazing. But I guess not everyone is as incredibly strong as I am. Well, my daughter didn't kick me out of the house or anything. But you would not believe how mad she got when I told her I bought the house next to hers. What? You bought the house next to your daughter? - Yeah, I did. - Did you ask her first? No, I wanted it to be a surprise. Yeah, that might be a bit much. Dude, that is fucking psycho. Well, at least I love my daughter. You only visit Carla when you need money. Uh, no, that is not true. I visit her on other occasions like when I'm hiding from someone. Oh, just admit it, Isis. You're a degenerate gambler with a third-grade education and a cheap weave. This is my own hair, okay? And you're a terrible mother. - Ladies, it is Jesus' birthday. - No, I'm serious. You think that you are so perfect. But you are the worst mom of all of us. - Well, I don't know... - Okay, okay. Second worst, whatever. But the point is that you're one of those moms that you, you dress so perfectly and you give fancy parties, and you know how to cook food. And, and you have all your own teeth. But you know what? You suck. You suck at all the shit that really matters. And I even can see it, and I'm stoned all the time. Please, you don't know the first thing about me. Well, if you're such an awesome mom why did your daughter kick you out of her life forever? In your face. And you know what, I have done horrible stuff to my daughter, really horrible shit. And she has never kicked me out. Never. So you just take that and you roll it up real tight and you shove it up your ass. Okay. We've all shared some very powerful feelings tonight. Oh, shut the fuck up, Sandy. You bet.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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My mother? - Ruth? - Yes. - Redmond? Huh. - Yes. She never shows anyone except for me. But beneath that tough exterior is a scared little girl whose mom never really loved her. Oh, come on, dad. You know her mother. Nothing your mom does is ever good enough for that woman. She makes your mom feel worthless every single day of her life. So that's why it's so important to your mom to make everything perfect. It's not because she's vain. It's, it's, it's... You know, it's because when someone tells her she's got the most amazing Christmas tree on the block, it makes her feel just for a second like she's not worthless. Like she's, she's actually good at something. Like she's, like she's loved. Why does she take it out on me then? Because you know what she's most insecure about? Mm... Bein' a mom.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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She really asked that? Sweetheart, she loves you more than anything in the world. She's just got a... a deeply fucked up way of showing it. Yeah. Look, I've been married to your mother for 36 years. Hm. And she is a pain in the ass even on a good day. But you know what? I love her more now than I did the day we got married. Because I know the real her. And if you can find it in your heart to forgive her and get to know her like I know her... you might just find that there is a funny sweet, beautiful person hiding inside there.
A Bad Moms Christmas