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Okay, um, I'm gonna need you to, uh, put your heels over your head so I can start to go to town on your taint and your butthole. - Yep. - Great. Thanks. - Alright. - Okay. Let's get these out of the way. Right. There we go. Great, great, great. Carla, uh... At the risk of sounding forward um, would you be willing to come with me to my Sexy Santa Competition tonight? Uh, well, I-I don't date my clients, Ty. I have a really strict code. Yeah. Oh, of course you do. Are you kidding me? I know. And I know. And-and you should. You should have a... I'm just fuckin' with you, Ty. I don't have a code! I'm waxing your butthole. I would love to go to your show. - You would? - Yes! Yes! Oh, my God. She's funny and she's beautiful. This is a combination you don't run into every day, you know. Well, you don't see this combo that often, either. So it's a date, then. I'll see you tonight. It's a date. Oh, um, do you want me to reach down there and-and I can pull my butt crack open for you if you want. Thank you. No one's ever asked if they could hold their butt crack open for me before. I'll hold my butt crack open for you anytime you want, Carla.
A Bad Moms Christmas
41.5s
Oh, yeah. No, honey, those were... Those were happy screams. They didn't sound happy. And then you punched the wall and yelled the F-word. Okay, I-I, um... Yeah, I don't, I don't really recall doing that, so, yeah. - I don't know if that happened. - You did. You were like, "Oh, my fucking God!" Just like that. "Oh, my fucking God!" Okay, alright. Shh! Shh! Um, here's the thing. Your dad and I were just playing a fun little grown-up game. You played the game seven times. Six and a half. But who's counting? Here's the thing, let's just not... Let's just not talk about this. - Cool? - Cool. - High-five. Awesome. - Got it.
A Bad Moms Christmas
32.1s
Bernard, let's hang 'em on the tree. Okay, buddy? Oh, who put the big brown ornament right on the front of the tree? - It looks like doodie. - Yes, it does, baby. And that's why mommy's gonna move it around back. Oh, no, sweetie we don't drink the tree water. We don't drink the tree water 'cause we're people, right? Mommy, is there a Santa Claus? You bet there is, buddy. - I know. - Are you lying to me, mommy? Oh, God, make it stop. What else have you lied about? - Hey, babe. - Hey, dad. - Hi, guys. - Hi. - You alright? - Yeah.
A Bad Moms Christmas
38.3s
I love this picture. And look, you were just getting your little tiny breasts. - Well, one of 'em, anyway. - You just got here. Let's not talk about my breasts. - Then the other one popped out. - Yeah. Thank goodness! Oh, Keeks! If you play your cards right, you could get a sweatshirt just like this for Christmas. Oh, no. Oh, Kiki Dee, I cannot wait to spend every waking minute of the next three weeks with you. Hmm... Oh! Hmm... Are you smelling my hair? Yes.
A Bad Moms Christmas
24.9s
Hah! Merry Christmas, Kiki! - Mom? Hi! - Oh... my... gosh! I thought you weren't coming until Friday. Well, I just hopped on an earlier flight. - Three days earlier? - Oh. I-I haven't made up the guest bedroom or anything. That's okay. I'll just sleep with you. Big spoon, little spoon. I usually sleep with my husband now. Hey, you wanna see the sweatshirt I made?
A Bad Moms Christmas
31.6s
- Hi, mom. - Hey. - Hey! - How was the game? It was great! The Bulls won. - Yes! Congratulations. - Yes! - Hi, honey. - I love you, baby. Wow. Your house looks really great. Oh, thank you. I still-I still got lots left to do, but... Can I do anything to help? No, no, not unless you know how to magically fix Christmas lights. Yeah. Yeah, I can do that. Yeah, you just swap out the fuse. It's pretty easy. That's pretty hot. I won't lie. Oh, you're definitely getting the gold-star treatment tonight. I like that, but hold that thought. Okay.
A Bad Moms Christmas
36.9s
Because all I want all any mom wants is for their kids to have an amazing Christmas. ♪ Can't love me like you ♪ ♪ L-O-V-E ♪♪ That said, Christmas is an insane amount of work. First, you have to buy gifts for every human being you've ever met. I gave my coffee guy a scented candle this year. Why did I do that? Then, you have to decorate your house which, clearly, I suck at. I'm doing the best I can, Charmaine! Then, you have to go to all your kids' Christmas shows which are...
A Bad Moms Christmas
18.4s
Christmas is by far the most stressful time of the year for moms. There are a million things to do. And you have to do them all perfectly or else you will never forgive yourself. And more importantly, neither will your kids. I literally feel like the worst mom in the world right now.
A Bad Moms Christmas