I'm telling you, this guy's the real deal. I can feel it. He's the actor we've been waiting for. Come on. Just get the contract done. Please, Jake. I'll get the money.
Birdman
3.7s
Yeah? I mean, so what? That was it?
Birdman
2.5s
Can I sit down for this? Yeah, sit. Good idea.
Birdman
5.2s
Um... These dashes represent the six billion years that the Earth has been around.
Birdman
1.2s
It's the same.
Birdman
3.8s
"I'm the wrong person to ask," he says, but what's the intention?
Birdman
1.8s
...fools...
Birdman
7.8s
I said, "Motherfucker, are you threatening me? "If I so much as get a letter from a lawyer... "...the press is getting pictures off your computer."
Birdman
1.3s
What pictures?
Birdman
1.6s
Mike's available. Mike who?
Birdman
2.8s
Uh, I didn't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Birdman
1.2s
Jump!
Birdman
3.3s
That's fucking horrible, man. I'm sorry.
Birdman
1.5s
What do you think I should do?
Birdman
2.2s
You find another actor? No.
Birdman
3.3s
They talk about Ralph? He did it. The motherfucker did it.
Birdman
4.8s
Our perfect dream actor is not going to knock on that door and go, "Hey, fellas, when do I start?"
