[man narrating] Once upon a time on a planet called Not Saturn... at Alien Planet High School... [speaking alien language] there was an alien adolescent who was struck by love.
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Excuse me. Thanks. Sorry. Sorry.
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Really.
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Hello. Thank you for coming. Uh, hope you enjoy this, uh-- my, uh-- Uh-- [chuckles] Uh-- You can just take this. Thank you. Whoo. Whoo.
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[low, indistinct]
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Hey, Nadine.
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Hey.
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[laughs]
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Yep. Yeah. [chuckles] I don't know where that came from, but-- -[Krista] What's his name? -Erwin Kim. I don't know him. You'd freaking love him. He's adorable. So are you gonna hook up with him? No, not like that. Like pathetic adorable. Like I wanna carry him around in a BabyBjorn. [Krista chuckles]
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I like your sweatshirt today. It's nice. Thank you.
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Ohh. God, juvie made him so hot. Oh, God. I forgot to tell you something. He works at Petland now.
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The little sweater-- The-The sweatshirt. [clears throat] I-- I-- I don't know. I don't-- I don't remember.
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Hey, so, uh, just a heads-up, but yesterday when you were giving your lecture, you were like, "Oh, blah, blah, blah and then the North seceded from the Union." You meant to say the South seceded. You accidentally said the exact opposite. I didn't want to raise my hand and be all, "Excuse me, these kids are pretty confusable." Just thought maybe you'd want to know. -[taps desk] -Oh. Hey. [clears throat]
