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But seriously, do you have any more of that crack left? You know what, Ron? We're a news team, and that's a bond for life. But I don't like the man you've become. You know, we were happy when you found us. Right? I was taking pictures of pussies, Champ was serving bats to people, and Brick was dead. We took a gamble. Took a gamble to follow you here. But I'm starting to realize, this was all about you, and beating Veronica at all costs. Had nothing to do with the news, nothing to do with the team. Brian, don't. You know, I might not be the smartest guy, but I know a thing or two about a thing or two. I know that if you're pleasuring a woman down south, you use your tongue to spell out the alphabet. Around the bubble. Around her bubble. The vulva! The Volvo. I know that "synergy" is a completely made-up word. I know that washing your hands is for nerds. Especially if you don't mind pinkeye. And I know that, no matter what, you always stand by your friends. You'll have to excuse me, Brian.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Look at me. Oh, you... Well. I'm laughing like a ventriloquist's dummy. You are. Let's stop that before we get in there. Don't do that in there, darling. Mr. Tannen, you are an inspiration, sir. I've been doing the evening news now for over 35 years. Done a hell of a job. Yes, sir. A hell of a job! I've gone through four wives. I have six or seven kids that I haven't got the time to tell I love them. To be honest, they sound a little needy.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Oh, Ron Burgundy, everyone. I want to kiss you. No. Or I'll kiss your friend. No. How about the two trainers kiss each other? What do you say, huh? So, let's say hello to the stars of the show, Chippy and Roo-roo! For your information, Chippy was rehabilitated and Roo-roo is an asshole. Ooh! Look, they're swimming and doing tricks! Folks, what do you expect? They're dolphins.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Is... Is this chicken? Oh, hell, no. It's really impossible to turn a profit if you serve real chicken. Yeah. We use mainly bats. What? Yeah. But the good quality kind. That's the most horrible thing I've ever heard. Yeah? You got to do what you got to do, right? So what you got to do is serve fried bats? Yep. Do you know what they call bats? Bats. "Chicken of the cave." No one calls them "chicken of the cave." Who's "they," by the way? There's a guy I met named Paco, sells bikers speed at the pier. So that guy calls them "chicken of the cave." Yeah.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues