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Dear God, please help me pull this off. I swear, if you help me, I will... I will become a monk. I will shave my head and become a monk... Ah, who are we kidding? I'm not going to do that. Oh, did you hear? Evan said there's some strange copy in the prompter. It's 2:00 a.m. It's Freddie Shapp's ass, not mine. Let's go. People who change history are rarely aware of it while doing so.

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My dad was kicking you in the head! I thought it was like being jumped into a gang. Only with dinner guests! You called my family "pipe-hittin' bitches!" I hate to pin it on you, but you did invite me to dinner.

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Oh! Guess what? I slept with a black woman. What? Nothing. Dad, do you like Spider-Man? Nope. Don't care for him. Never have. Don't like the mask, the costume, the get-up, the webs. He comes off like a real dickhead. Real poser. What's a poser? A poser is Gary. That's what a poser is. By the way, how is that shitheel? What's a shitheel?

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They're going to love you.

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Scared the crap out of me.

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I'm not good enough. Here. This is your first week's salary.

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That will get sky-high ratings. Walter will understand. Walter will understand. Go.

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♪ Lady ♪ I'm your knight in shining armor ♪ And I love you ♪ You have made me what I am ♪ And I am yours ♪ My love...

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There's no map, it's just green. No, there's a map there. Look at the monitor. Right. Oh. Ron, where's my legs? Where are my legs? Your legs are there. I don't have any legs, Ron. I don't even know how I'm standing up.

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I fired them. Well, guys, it goes without saying I owe you gentlemen an apology. I dragged you out here and this thing was a disaster from the word "go." No, Ron, don't you beat yourself up. Yeah, it's all right, Ron. Gin.

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You've gone ratings crazy, Ron.

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Ron, it's us! I'm sure you gentlemen are famished from your travels. I hope you like Triscuits and some pimento loaf. Still hot off the griddle!

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Well.

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There it is. Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms. Oh, Brian, I know. How about The Hooded Guest? I like the cut of your jib.

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Po' Boy Condom. It's a terrific condom. Although it does burn a bit because it's covered in Cajun spices. It'll put a blister on your po' boy. Brian, what's the nickname for your penis whenever you wear a Po' Boy? Fat Tuesday. Wait a minute. I've got it.

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I'm not a chicken at all. I'm going to make that mustache of yours all bloody.

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Thank you. So that's it, huh? You're sorry? You know what, Burgundy? Apologies are like assholes. Everyone's got one and everyone's got a shoebox full of Polaroids of them under the bed.

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So your mom thought we should get together, spend a little time.

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

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My dad was kicking you in the head! I thought it was like being jumped into a gang. Only with dinner guests! You called my family "pipe-hittin' bitches!" I hate to pin it on you, but you did invite me to dinner.

They're going to love you.

Scared the crap out of me.

I'm not good enough. Here. This is your first week's salary.

That will get sky-high ratings. Walter will understand. Walter will understand. Go.

♪ Lady ♪ I'm your knight in shining armor ♪ And I love you ♪ You have made me what I am ♪ And I am yours ♪ My love...

There's no map, it's just green. No, there's a map there. Look at the monitor. Right. Oh. Ron, where's my legs? Where are my legs? Your legs are there. I don't have any legs, Ron. I don't even know how I'm standing up.

I fired them. Well, guys, it goes without saying I owe you gentlemen an apology. I dragged you out here and this thing was a disaster from the word "go." No, Ron, don't you beat yourself up. Yeah, it's all right, Ron. Gin.

You've gone ratings crazy, Ron.

Ron, it's us! I'm sure you gentlemen are famished from your travels. I hope you like Triscuits and some pimento loaf. Still hot off the griddle!

Well.

There it is. Brian Fantana's glorious cabinet of condoms. Oh, Brian, I know. How about The Hooded Guest? I like the cut of your jib.

Po' Boy Condom. It's a terrific condom. Although it does burn a bit because it's covered in Cajun spices. It'll put a blister on your po' boy. Brian, what's the nickname for your penis whenever you wear a Po' Boy? Fat Tuesday. Wait a minute. I've got it.

I'm not a chicken at all. I'm going to make that mustache of yours all bloody.

Thank you. So that's it, huh? You're sorry? You know what, Burgundy? Apologies are like assholes. Everyone's got one and everyone's got a shoebox full of Polaroids of them under the bed.

So your mom thought we should get together, spend a little time.