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A shitheel is a real fun term that you should call Gary every time you see him. When he wakes you up for breakfast, say, "Good morning, shitheel." He'll probably give you $5 or some candy. Does that sound good? Yeah. You're a shitheel, Dad. Good. You should just call Gary that. 'Cause it makes him really happy. It makes me sort of happy, but it makes him really happy.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Chani, I just got these phone messages from last week. You mailed them to me? How else was I gonna get them to you? You hand them to me. Oh. You are the dumbest person I've met in my entire life, and that's not an exaggeration. That makes me feel bad. Well, it's the truth, Chani. You! - Leave her alone! - Excuse me, sir.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Jeff Bullington, ESPN, all sports. Tonight's play of the day is me, extracting your spine from your dead body. Holy shit, there's a lot of news! It's true, the market is becoming saturated. Hey. The History Network wants in on this. We're news, too. Only news told much, much later.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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Too much of the news is about what's wrong with America. Amen, brother! Well, tonight, our top story is what's right with America. Someone's finally talking sense on the TV. For starters, we kick butt. Nazi butt. Russian butt. What the hell is he doing? He's talking about America. Why, do you have a problem with that? Tonight I begin part one of my 11-part series on the power and mystery of the human vagina. This series will be a tasteful look at just what makes a vagina tick, as well as a look at the 50 greatest vaginas of the 20th century. Son of a bitch! One final question, and I'll let you go. Who tops the list of the top 50 greatest vaginas? Well, I don't want to give anything away. I thought I had you. I will give you number two. Please. Madame Curie. Of course. Of course.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
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You're blind. Milton, I'm an anchorman. I read the news off the teleprompter. It's what I do! How will I live? I'm no career counselor, but there are many things you can do. Be an oracle, or a mystic. Clearly, there must be something in this new-fangled office of yours that can help me! Settle down. There's got to be something in here! Settle down! Zombies! Zombies! Ahh!
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues