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I am deeply humbled and profoundly honored... to accept this most awesome responsibility. Apparently Dave Skylark will be interviewing the dictator of North Korea. Hundred bucks, Skylark thinks he's the guy from "Gangnam Style." ...obscene glorification of a brutal dictator. This is a man who tortures, terrorizes and starves his own people. - Skylark is beneath despicable. - Fuck this. Meow. What a fucking bitch, am I right? No, you're not right. He's not being a bitch. He's completely right. He's motherfucking peanut butter and jealous! He's not jealous. - He's putting K-Y jealous all over his dick. - What is there to be jealous of?! Fuckers hate us because they ain't us. They hate us because we anus? What does anus have to do with this? They hate us because they ain't us. That's not what it is. - Yes, it is. - No, it's not. They hate us because we is us, and what we is doing is fucking terrible. - They hate us because they ain't us. - Stop saying that. - Hate us because they ain't us. - They don't! Hate us because they ain't us. I'm used to it. - They hate us because they ain't us. - Stop it. Stop it. Don't say it again!
The Interview
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Hello? Hello? Who this? - I am trying to reach Aaron Rapaport. - You got Aaron Rapaport. Who this is? You left word with our office regarding an interview. Look, Dave, is this you? Because if it is, you're doing a terrible Asian accent. Me so sorry. Me gots to go now, son. I am from the office of Sook-yin Park... Secretary of Communications for the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Oh, my God.
The Interview