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## Hey, bro. Ain't you the dude from the clip that got hit in the head with the can? No. No, everybody thinks that's me, man. - But that's not me. - What's wrong with your head then? Damn, everybody thinks that's... That's you, that shit is funny! - What the fuck, man?! - Why you lyin'?
Sorry to Bother You
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Well, I got a new clip that I need you to play and the only reason I came on the show was because you agreed to show this clip to your 150 million viewers. Well, if you want some ass, you have to bring some ass. So, we'll get ready for an ass whipping, then jump in the shit tank. Then we'll play your clip.
Sorry to Bother You
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As a Power Caller for RegalView, WorryFree was my premier client. This is just incontrovertible proof of WorryFree's evil practices. They're turning humans into grotesque horse-people. And I want the world to know that... that... that they're manipulating humanity for the sake of profit. Now, we cannot let this go on. You have to call your congressman, alright. Call your local politicians and let them know we will not stand for this. It's been one day since the viral celebrity leak to the world, new scientific achievements made by WorryFree and their genius CEO, Steve Lift, which caused WorryFree stocks to sky rocket at a rate faster than any other company in history. House and Senate leaders joined Lift in ringing the bell to celebrate the record stock market rally WorryFree's success has created. Fuck you!
Sorry to Bother You
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Alright, but all you got to do is just... just do right from now on, man. Yeah, I know and that's what... I tried to change it. I tried to stop it. But it's... it's just right in front of their faces. They're turning human beings into monstrosities and nobody gives a fuck. Most people that saw you on that screen knew calling their congressman wasn't gonna do shit. If you get shown a problem, but have no idea how to control it, then you just decide to get used to the problem. Yeah, and that's why our plan for tomorrow... is important. 'Cause if we stop them from crossing the picket line this time, we win. - That's a good plan. - Yeah. Tomorrow we show 'em how to give fucks.
Sorry to Bother You
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All I'm saying is if you don't cook the spaghetti in the sauce with the cheese in it first, - that's some white shit. - That's some bullshit man. You don't get to decide what's black and what's white. Well, that-that... but that's how black folks do it, man. - No, nigga, I'm black. - We talked about that, man. You kind of black, you Lionel-Richie black. Look, I... I make my noodles, then I put the sauce on, then... look it, then I put a little, uh, Parmesan... it doesn't even fucking matter, alright, 'cause pasta is from Italy. Italians ain't white! - Yes, they are, bro. - Yes, they are! Since the fuck when? Since the last 60 years, man. Spaghetti is Chinese. Speaking of white, I'm gonna make a toast. - Come on. - A'ight.
Sorry to Bother You