(LAUGHS) Dude, you're tripping. We do everything together. You should lose the puka shells, though. Things are different since you didn't go to college. (MUSIC PLAYING) Yo, Brad! What's up, dude?
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Oh. Uh, really? Wow. Um, okay. Yeah, man, sure. You, too, you can come, too. We'll see what we can do. Also, I said a bunch of stuff earlier that you didn't acknowledge... Great catch. Cool, yeah. See you then. So you won't address that? What the fuck's up with that guy? All we have to do now is rush the frat long enough to confirm that rooster has that bazooka tattoo. Look, man, do you think it's cool if you come? 'Cause, I mean, he kind of really just asked me. I just don't want to start off on the wrong foot with this guy.
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Um... Hey, uh, you know, we have this rush party at zeta. But I thought, you know, you could come by and meet the guys. It'd be really fun, I think. Great. Yeah, maybe we will.
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Look at him, it's, like, all the same. Dude, you wear pants, too? What? Bros, man. Dude. I knew we were gonna be connected, just like that. Yeah, why don't you guys just tie your dicks together and get married, right, rooster? Rooster. What's up, bro? You look good, man. What's up, rooster? How you doing, man? Digging the puka. Thanks, dude. I can't believe it's the same... How you doing, rooster? Rooster is getting some pop. Why don't you go check him out?
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Dude, holy shit, bro. Great fucking catch, dude. If you see that safety line up that deep, though, hit me quicker. Oh, yeah, I didn't know you had wheels like that, bro. It's funny, 'cause he's my brother. So...
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What's up? I'm rooster. Oh, yeah, no. We've met before. Oh, really? I don't remember that at all. You must just have a really plain face. Yeah. They call me ol' plain face.
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Are you guys, like, together? Yeah. Yeah, this is my bro. (LAUGHING) That's... Funny, dude. You're funny.
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Your arm all right? You want to take that sleeve off?
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Hey. What's up?
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No, I'm good.
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(GROANS)
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Boom, motherfuckers! You two sons of bitches are going to college!
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Check it out.
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Shit! Black market exotic animals, just like we expected to be in there. The accents are gone, huh?
