That's a little better! That's a little better, motherfucker! Come on! Come on!
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(GRUNTS)
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Stairs are so much faster. (TIRES SCREECHING) That's the car you got? I'm sorry it's not a fucking lambo. Shut up and get in. Are they even still chasing us? Yes, they're still chasing us!
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I fucking hate spring break!
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(GRUNTS)
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How about this? You want a little fun? What is that? Get wet, baby! So much lube in my face!
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Hey! (PEOPLE GASP) What? What are you gonna do? Choke me with your liver-spotted hands? You gonna push me over with your Walker? I'm impressed you caught up to me. You probably haven't run that fast since you played stickball in the field behind old pop wiggleby's sweet shop.
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Oh. Lube on my face.
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Rooster, light the torch!
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(SCREAMS) (ALL EXCLAIMING)
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We're gonna build a nationwide network. What? What the fuck are you doing? Be quiet. Why don't you sell those old classic drugs from the '90s, like cocaine, heroin and... Dad, those are, like, old-people drugs. That's, like, what they did on the golden girls. Like, blanche did heroin. All right, I'll just sit here and be silent. Blanche never did heroin. Okay, so, yangs, you'll take my dead roommate's spot. Cool. Dope. Are you kidding me, yangs? Are you fucking high? Of course. Yeah, I am. Jesus Christ, have you ever heard of, don't get high on your own supply? We didn't. Nah. I didn't do that. Yeah, I used his and he used mine. Okay, well, now I have to make a fucking example out of you.
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Did you really just say that? Did you really just say that you want to investigate other people? That's what you want? I don't know, maybe. Maybe we should just... We should just branch out. Okay, just sow our oats a little.
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Look, whatever happens tonight, you have to keep up, okay? I'm gonna throw up. I know. Shut up. Go.
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He's a scout. It's d-I. Their qb, he's not playing well. They're not happy with the situation. They want me to make a tape. And I want you to be on it with me.
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(ALL SCREAMING) Just ask. It's polite.
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Shit. Is somebody up there? Shit. We got to get out of here. Did you lock the door? I did, man. I checked twice.
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Wait, Professor Jacobs, doesn't history happen a long time ago? Well, history happens... This class is such a gut. Hey, you guys play football? No, this is actually my laptop. Yeah, I'm taking notes right now.
