(LAUGHING) If it isn't Turner and hooch, in the flesh. Holy shit, you are looking fit. (GRUNTS) Hey, you should get some tips from this guy. He's looking good. Look at those pectoral muscles. That's the kind of definition I want out of you, man. What's up, Eric? Hey. Mr. Walters, we should, um... Or I should apologize for, uh...
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Yeah, you know... (LAUGHING)
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And connects with mcquaid! (GRUNTS) Who beats safety will glock like an egg white in my famous meringue recipe.
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(WHISPERING) All right.
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JENKO: Yeah. Um...
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What? What do we do? Uh, we need to split up.
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I got offered a scholarship to play football here next year. And zook said I could room with him, you know, so I was thinking that I could do that, maybe. What? You can't be a cop and stay here and play football with zook. No, look, I know, okay? It's just... There's no friction with me and zook. We're the same. Do you want out? If you want out, just say it. No, I don't want out, okay? It's just, when I'm on the football field and I'm diving for a pass, I feel like I can fly. All right? And when I'm with you, it just feels like you hold me down.
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I gotta take a piss.
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You got to let her drive you, bro. (GRUNTING)
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Same puka, dude. You got the same... Puka bros. ZOOK: Holy shit! (BOTH LAUGHING)
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I'm so focused. I'm so focused, too.
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Oh. It's only 2:00. I thought it was late. Do you want to come in? It's only 2:00? I usually go to dinner at, like, 2:00 A.M., so... Sure, yeah, why not?
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You don't think I know what I'm doing? What? I know exactly what I'm doing here.
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How long have you been there? Like, the longest amount of time you could think of right now. This stuff wasn't meant for you. It was meant to be private. So, am I supposed to just sit here and not act like I hear every one of your problems? You got 99 problems, but being young isn't one. You're just jealous because Maya and I have a real connection. I'm pretty close with my grandpa, too.
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JENKO: (PANTING) I can't breathe.
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Look at this crap. Huh? I do miss the days... Shit. What's he doing here? ...When people did normal drugs.