I was chasing my perp, sir. And how did that go for you?
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I haven't trained.
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That's like us fucking Mother Earth without a condom.
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- You got nothing. - How's my dick feel in your ass, huh? - Hey! Hey! - How's it feel? How's it feel now? That's right. Schmidt! Schmidt, we got one! We got one! I got him! Yes! Yes! - Yeah! - We got an arrest! - Yeah! We got him! - Yes!
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- I am. - Yeah.
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- Come on. - Did you guys even see Eric?
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The department was forced to drop the charges because you forgot to read him his Miranda rights. What possible reason is there for not doing the only thing you have to do when arresting someone?
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What's up, man, how you doing?
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What do you think's in that thing? I don't know, money, drugs. They could be a new buyer, or they could be the supplier. If it's good, you'll hear from me. If it's not good, you'll hear from me about telling you how it's not good. Makes sense. - Get the fuck out of here. - Yeah, no worries, man. I'll see you guys. We definitely got to follow them and find out, though.
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- Let go of me! - You're embarrassing me - in front of my friends! - Get back here, you shit!
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- Hello? - Hey. Is this Molly?
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Wow.
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Hey, thank you again for the party, man. Yo, yo.
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Seriously, did you not see Eric?
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Fortunately for you two, we're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the '80s and revamping it for modern times. You see, the guys in charge of this stuff lack creativity and are completely out of ideas, so all they do now is recycle shit from the past and expect us all not to notice. One of these programs involves the use of young, immature-seeming officers. Sir, are you saying that you're going to send us into, like, a child sex slavery ring or something? Sir, if I have to suck somebody's dick, I will.
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- What's up, Zack? - Hey, buddy. What's up, Roman? This is crazy. This is, like, the craziest thing I've ever been a part of.
