It's Doug Schmug McQuaid. Hey, man. It's so weird that you're calling me. I pretty much text except for when a random old relative calls.
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What are y'all doing? How'd you get a key in here? Ms. Griggs gave us one so we could work, tutor, deal Bakugan.
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What kind of bullshit do they say about a covalent bond in this school?
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D.B., shoot these motherfuckers. Oh, come on, that's unfair! We put our guns down in good faith. You're a liar, and you're mean!
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That's my quesadilla! Who wants a piece? Huh? I know you're in there, Doug, or whatever your name is! You lied to me!
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You bought us Taco Bell. Eric, honestly, that was a sincere gesture. You made me this friendship bracelet. Well, he's not really your friend. He was pretending the whole time. I'm gonna cut this the fuck off later, all right?
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It's the Juggling Society, but it's fine. It's fine. They're stealing equipment from the chemistry lab. That's what we think they're cooking the dope with. I enrolled you into honors chemistry. Here's your new identities, all right? Brad and Doug McQuaid.
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Oh, Shit! - Oh, my God! - Oh, shit. Oh, my God, dude! Get them! Motherfucker!
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- What happened? - I don't know. - It just didn't explode. - That's weird.
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No. I just assumed it, due to your many years on the honor roll and your membership to the juggling squad.
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It has a crystalline structure. If you can't respect that, you're a butt muncher.
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Do you see this nose?
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That was a gun. Somebody definitely got shot.
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Yeah. I mean, I guess that makes sense.
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You Cherub-looking motherfucker. I was talking to your partner over here. Fake-ass Handsome McGee.
