I don't want to. Oh, shit. I think I'm drunk. You guys are so cute together. No! No! No. She's my... I'm with Teddy. She's with Teddy. So you guys have never hooked up? No! You're blushing. No, I'm not. You are.
Neighbors
9.1s
Jesus Christ, not another dance-off. He likes them. How about some shots, guys? Okay, yeah! Sure!
Neighbors
9.4s
What's this, a dance-off? I don't know, bitch. Is it a dance-off? You tell me. I think it's a dance-off. Oh, shit! Dance-off!
Neighbors
4.4s
Shit, homie, we've been beefing for too long. We just want to squash this like a bug.
Neighbors
4.2s
Dildo Psi! Dildo Psi! Dildo Psi!
Neighbors
1.7s
Yes, ma'am. I was just kidding.
Neighbors
1.4s
Cheers. Here we go.
Neighbors
2.2s
Bros before hos.
Neighbors
1.6s
I can't. No.
Neighbors
14.8s
Fraternities. They live and die on the concept of brotherhood. I know. The only way to break it apart is to get in there, infiltrate a party, and get them to put hos before bros. Hos don't go before bros. It just doesn't work like that. A ho has never gone before a bro. Maybe I have been a ho who's taken down some bros.
Neighbors
10.2s
This is fucking ridiculous. This is ridiculous. Their dicks bought a hot tub? My dick couldn't buy a hot tub. Hey- Your dick could buy more than a hot tub. Your dick bought me.
Neighbors
5.9s
And you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hos in the world.
Neighbors
4.4s
We're gonna make them put hos before bros. Step one, lock down a babysitter.
Neighbors
5.2s
Thank you very much. I'm not a sizeist. That's a little patronizing.