What the fuck do you want, man? Hi, how's it going? What do you want? It's over. Yeah. You won. There's nothing else. We're just getting started. I know what you might be thinking. "Teddy is gonna graduate this year "and everything's gonna be fine." But it won't. Because in a few weeks, when school ends, so does our probation.
Neighbors
1.9s
Oh, God!
Neighbors
2s
Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!
Neighbors
12.2s
What is this? Is this our flyer? No, we do everything online! Who makes flyers anymore? Fucking old people! Old people? Thumbsucker! Let me see the letter from the school, man!
Neighbors
14s
People have hot-boxed showers. They've hot-boxed cars. Attics. Caves. Fire trucks. Porta-Potties. Private planes. But tonight, forget the hot-box. I give you the hot house.
Neighbors
6.1s
I'm fine! It wasn't as bad as it seemed. I'm fine. Delta Psi has the upper hand!
Neighbors
2.3s
I love fucking with you when you high, man.
Neighbors
11.9s
We did not go too far. Now is when we get them back even more. Do you see what they fucking did to me? We don't stop now! So, what it's gonna be next? They're gonna break into the house? No. No. You need to grow up, okay? Our family is in danger.
Neighbors
18.8s
It's over. It's over, man. Okay? It's done. It's over? Okay, it's over, it's over, it's over. I just have one thing I wanted to say. This entire time, your daughter is gonna be growing up watching all these young, shirtless men next door, and we're gonna be watching right back. You're a bad boy! Get off our porch. Delta Psi, bitch. Now! I'm gonna call the police! Get off!
Neighbors
2.5s
You're doing a great job. See you upstairs.
Neighbors
7.6s
I need to grow up? Yes, you need to grow up. One of us has got to be the adult in this relationship. You should take responsibility. That's not only offensive, but it's fucking stupid.
Neighbors
1.4s
There's three left!
Neighbors
18s
Free party tonight. There'll be food, blankets. It's gonna be great. We're back on the air with Dirty Boy. And Romie the Homie. Right, right. So let's take a few calls. All right, caller, what's your name? Hey, dude. This is Nutsack calling over from Delta Psi. What's up, Nutsack? We're having a huge rager tonight. You know what brings people to a party more than anything?
Neighbors
9.6s
Catch up on some Z's, okay? Take a nap. Full season of Girls up there in the DVR. We never planned for nice. Thanks for talking to me, brother. All right? You can always come to me with this kind of stuff, all right?
Neighbors
4.6s
Hey, man, do you think, maybe we're going, like, way too far with this?