You're not gonna go through with this for some game, so quit jerking me off! Oh, Jesus. No one's jerking you off, kid, 'cause Jerry has pushed us to the fucking edge. If you don't tell us what we need to know, you're going over the edge with us. You ready to die for this shit? I'd rather die than get sucked off by you homophobes. We're not gonna suck you off. We're gonna waterboard you. I'm just taking a principled stand right now. Okay. Well, guess what. Now, this is gonna happen. All right? Are you ready? I hope you can hold your breath, son! Do it! 'Cause this is going right down! - Yeah! - Yeah! You son of a bitch! Here it comes! It's coming! It's coming! It's coming! Yeah. You know, we should not. I feel like it would be way too much. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Phew. That got out of hand. My heart is beating really fast right now. We were just Kidding. We were just bluffing. - No, we weren't fucking bluffing! - Anna, Anna, Anna! - Oh, my God, no. Just, no. - Sweetheart. It's a war crime, right? It's not really who we are. Yes, sorry. We got a kinky cat over here.
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Are you kidding me right now? You know what? This feels like a scene from What Would You Do? You get put in a precarious situation, and you have to make the right decision. It's all actors and cameras. It's not great television, but it hooks me in. What? Come on. All right, we're good. We're gonna get to the hospital.
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What? Yeah, I've been, uh, you know, experimenting with pot recently. Mostly medicinal, but hey. I've wanted to get high with you my entire life, Hogan.
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Get him, Hoagie. Get him! Hold on. Hold on.
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Hello, boys.
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What the...
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Bob, can I buy you a drink? Can you fucking believe this? Hold on one second. - Maybe... - One second, one second. Terrible experience. So that we will never do it... Hi! Hi! WOW! Look at this. - How you doing? - Good. Pretty good. Yeah, we're just catching up. That's so nice. How's that knee? - It actually does hurt. - Yeah. But resting and talking to an old friend has actually really helped. Thank you for asking. Hey, how was the business call with Beijing?
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- Hogan? Hogan. - Hoagie! I can't believe that you guys did this. Right now. Well, I don't think you get to claim the moral high ground over us, actually. Yeah, you're not better than us. You and your wife pretended to have a goddamn miscarriage. Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding. - Misunderstanding. - In her vagina.
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- You did. - Bill Belichick said that! God love him. Yes, sir. All right, I'm gonna get us more weed. God bless you, son.