Hey, this must be yours, buddy. Thanks, mister. Oh, look at that. You gonna eat that whole thing?
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This game, it's given us a reason to be in each other's lives all these years. The last it from each season will live in shame for one year. - So what happens if you lose? - You lose. - You're it. - What does the winner get? There are no winners. Just not losers. I would love to sit here and deconstruct the spirit of competition with everyone, but Jerry's still on the loose, and we've got to get him where it hurts. - Not in the asshole. - Not in the asshole. Obviously. Oh! Guys, let's go to his house. He wouldn't be at his house. It's too obvious. Yeah, it's too obvious, so he's gonna be there. This is Jerry. Maybe it's so obvious that it's not obvious that he will be there. - So he's at the house. - He's not gonna be there. If he's there, then it'll be obvious for him to be there, so he wouldn't be there because he would think that we would automatically come there, obviously.
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Thank you. All right, good advice.
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Hello?
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Fuck me!
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Gentlemen! And ladies. How are you guys? Hey, we have new summer stouts on draft. Lou, we don't give a shit about summer stouts. We're just looking for Jerry. Ooh, I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings, Anna, but you are technically still banned from here.
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Okay, yeah.
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Hey, there, welcome to Granite Fitness. Get hard, stay hard. Just so you guys know, we're going to be closing in five short minutes, but is there anything I can help you with? Yes, Dave, in fact, there is something you could help us with. How would you like to earn $500?
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No hand shall touch my body.
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I didn't do anything.
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And you guys can do what you want. I hope you come too. Chilli, just put on a tie.
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I saw the pick-up ticket for your tailor when we broke into your house the other night.
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Delicious. These go fast.
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Maybe it's time to grow up a little.
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I will tell you where Jerry's gonna be for $2,000. Cash. American. - Okay, fine. - No problem. Why didn't you say that in the first place? Why did you take us down this whole road? Well, it looked like there was room to negotiate, and I was all prepared to do that. But then we went down the whole torture track, and I just dug my heels in, philosophically. I happen to be an objector. - We are too, obviously. - Not really. It was a bluff. You know what? You should probably not write this down, and if it does come up, just mention that we didn't actually waterboard him. No waterboarding. Just a lot of talk about sucking each other's dicks.
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So this is a vacation for you? Yeah. I mean, some couples go on cruises. Some couples go camping. Some couples go to strip clubs and have gangbangs, and this is just what we do. This is what we love. This is our gangbang.