ALEX: There it is. The transportation shed. There's all sorts of vehicles inside. We gotta get one, get across the canyon, and get to the Jaguar statue. Okay, I see the transportation shed, I see the canyon, but I still can't see the statue, which is weird 'cause it's the most important thing in Jumanji and it's huge. That's what she said. [LAUGHING] You drunk, Fridge? What are you talking about? I ain't drunk. - He is drunk. - I had three little margaritas. You're about half your usual size. Whatever, whatever. Alex, what do we do? How do we get past these guards? Last time, I waited till they left. How long did that take? - Three weeks? - Oh, we gonna die. Okay. Plan B. Maybe there's another door somewhere. But we gotta distract those guys first. BETHANY: I've got it. Distracting guys is, like, the main thing I do. He plays video games, I distract guys. Bethany, I hate to break it to you right now, but you don't exactly have the, um, the tool kit. - Not me. - What? - You have to go down there and flirt with those guys... - No. - ...and hold their attention while we sneak in. - No! I can't just go over there and flirt with some weird soldiers I don't know. I know, but right now we don't have a better idea. You don't understand. I actually can't do it.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
17.3s
- And I'm done with that. - It's good. Can I get one more of those? - Yeah. - BETHANY: Alex? What's up with all these candles? ALEX? Citronella. One of my weaknesses is mosquitoes, which is kind of a bummer when you live alone in an open hut in the jungle. [CHUCKLES] [QUIETLY] He's single.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
27.5s
[WHISPERING] I can't talk to guys. I'm terrible at it. [WHISPERING] I can give you some pointers. [IN NORMAL VOICE] No, I'm sorry. We have to come up with another plan. I'm not... No. Heh. Not doing that. Martha, you just have to distract them long enough for us to get into the shed. I really don't think I can, I'm not... Like, I'm not actually some badass girl. What are you talking about? You're a total badass.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
1.4s
There she is.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
3.5s
[GRUNTS] [SPENCER COUGHING]
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
11.6s
Wait! I... I... I have to tell you about this book that I've been reading. About microbiology. Which is one of my favorite biologies.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
10.5s
[ALEX GRUNTING] - BETHANY: What's wrong? - ALEX: Something's broken! - What? - What do you mean? ALEX: Hang on! [ALL SCREAMING]
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
15.4s
Anyway, I'm Alex. Spencer Gilpin. Martha, Fridge and Bethany. Bethany? You're a girl? - Woman. - [CHUCKLES] In real life, you'd probably wanna hit that.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
2.4s
- It was me. - Yeah.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
13.5s
I got it, I got it. I just defanged a snake. Give me a little respect. Okay. [♪♪♪♪♪]
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
4.5s
Hello, little lady. What are you doing out here all alone?
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
38.1s
[BOTH LAUGH] FRIDGE: That's beautiful, Spencer. Why don't I set you up with a nice candlelight dinner? Or do you guys wanna get the hell out of here? All right. Show me how it's done. Class is in session. - Come on, girl. - Okay. BETHANY: Watch and learn. Hey, what did you mean by that candlelight-dinner thing? - What are you talking about? - You said it, me and Martha, candlelight dinner. What does that even mean? The girl is into you, Spencer. [LOUDLY] What? [GUN COCKS] [BUG BUZZES] [♪♪♪♪♪]
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
35.7s
Okay, in flirting situations, the key is making them check you out without letting them know that you know that they're checking you out. You're like, "Whatever." When they try to talk to you, you can play it one of three ways: dumb, super into it, or nasty. Which way you play it depends on what guy you deal with. This is like my dream and my nightmare all at one time. I'm not gonna take that personally. Now, hair is everything. Touch it. Move it. Play with it. Move it around a lot. Hypnotize them with it. Give me a flip like that. Okay, now angle your eyes down. Now, head down. Tilt up. Eyes big.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
6s
I don't wanna die in Jumanji. We just gotta stick together. If we do that, we can win. I know we can.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
14.2s
Dudes, let's do this. - Yeah. - MARTHA: Yeah. - SPENCER: Let's do this. - MARTHA: Let's do this. Hey, Spencer, you gonna drink that margarita? SPENCER: I... You're done. FRIDGE: This is one good margarita. [♪♪♪♪♪]
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
19s
What do you need? Your boomerang? Maybe some scissors? A pipe wrench? Some shoelaces? I'm your valet. Whatever you need, I can get it for you. Okay? You just say the word. - What? - I'm sorry, buddy. Sorry for what? [SCREAMING] Ow! [GASPS]
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
26s
BETHANY: You guys, what are we gonna do? I'll fix the helicopter. - Yes! - Tell me what to do. You gotta connect the flight-control rod to the mesh plate under the rotors. Flight-control rod, mesh plate, under the rotors. - Wait, what? - I'll be right back. - Spencer, where are you going? - FRIDGE: Hurry up. - Be careful! - No, no, just hurry up! SPENCER: All right, just gonna stand on this thingy, pull myself up towards these deadly helicopter blades. Okay.