She's scared you're gonna run into your grandma up in there. You know, she had more stripper girlfriends than an Arab got hoes in the harem. Could you not talk about my grandmother like that, please?
Shaft
2.3s
Ah! Your mama didn't give you that, huh?
Shaft
20.1s
It's a little more complicated than that. Oh, okay. Well, I didn't realize that it was complicated. You know, in that case, all is forgiven. You're standing here acting like I ain't remember you. Like I ain't send you shit every birthday... Like the condoms you sent me when I was 10? Remember that year I sent you those VIP passes to Honeybuns with the complimentary $500 stacks? No.
Shaft
2.3s
I did not abandon you.
Shaft
8.1s
Oh, my God. Your mom has really fucked you up. No, she just raised me. She didn't abandon me 25 years ago. Whoa, whoa, pump your brakes now.
Shaft
1.5s
Like... paying taxes?
Shaft
4.3s
How's it feel, you working for the Man? You mean having an actual job?
Shaft
1s
Hm.
Shaft
17.8s
So... you in the city now? Oh, no, don't tell me. Uh... down in Soho, exposed brick loft, with a bi-curious roommate, with a little furry-ass dog. And... Oh! A farmhouse sink. You've been stalking my Facebook? I look like I'm on Facebook, motherfucker?
Shaft
21.9s
Who did that to you, son? Don't act like you care about that. No, no, no, no. You tell me who put hands on you like you're some little punk. And you tell me right now. All right, it's this... this henchman. This guy named Manuel. What? One of Manny's push-up-doing punks did that to you?
Shaft
7.2s
You come in here with your skinny-ass jeans, your button-down plaid Gap shirt, and what looks like some badminton fucking Nikes.
Shaft
4.2s
Um... What are you doing? We gotta go handle our business. Come on.
