What I don't want to do is send the body to the family and then they discover an almond in his head, and they say, "Why is there an almond in his head?" Take it out.
The Dictator
8s
Okay. Let's rehearse this. Role play, role play. You, come on. This'll be fun. So, Secretary General, your soldiers will weep...
The Dictator
7.4s
I'm so sorry! Listen, it was not my fault. I mean, somebody had set the safety catch to "Aladeen" instead of "Aladeen."
The Dictator
6.6s
Yeah, how 'bout looking in my eye when I'm speaking to you? It's very rude not to look at somebody in the eye when they're talking to you.
The Dictator
1.9s
It's gonna be fine. You just need to ice it.
The Dictator
1.4s
Promise me you're going to ice?
The Dictator
1.4s
You got to ice.
The Dictator
8.7s
Supreme Leader, the United Nations demands that you address their concerns about our nuclear program, or they will vote to authorize military action.
The Dictator
1.3s
Oy vey!
The Dictator
1.3s
Shalom?
The Dictator
10.2s
Next. No, no, no. No. Boring, boring. Come on. Come on. Beloved Oppressor, I have just received disturbing news. Welcome to the Munich Olympics.
The Dictator
14.2s
Breaking news now. Just moments ago, the U.N. Security Council voted to authorize NATO air strikes against Wadiya, unless Admiral General Aladeen agrees to address the U.N. In person. And now, the world waits. What will Aladeen do next?
The Dictator
6.2s
Okay. Right. Are you sure you don't want to stay for some cuddles? - No. - But, please. I really want someone to cuddle.
The Dictator
9.4s
Thanks. I trust everything is in there, as your manager requested? Katy Perry said she got a diamond Rolex. That's because she let me Aladeen in her face.
