I pretty much haven't had a white boyfriend since high school.
The Dictator
18.5s
That is very inappropriate. Don't tell me what to say and what not to say, little boy. You need to put that finger away. I won't put my finger away because... Look, I've got two fingers now. Okay. If you do not stop using hateful language, you cannot work here. All right. I promise. Okay.
The Dictator
7.2s
When will the Supreme Leader be better? In time. He's resting in his bedroom and must never, ever be disturbed.
The Dictator
1.8s
Shave your under-the-arms!
The Dictator
1.4s
Emploice.
The Dictator
1.2s
Kimberly?
The Dictator
19.5s
I cannot begin to tell you what an honor it is to be able to provide all of the catering... Well, of course. ...and the mafroom for this signing. You just paid this month's rent! She offered me a job. Can you imagine that? Me? Working? Listen, hold onto that badge. It's the only thing that'll get you past security. Okay, thanks. Wait a minute.
The Dictator
16.5s
Ladies and gentlemen of the press, our Supreme Leader is indisposed to answer your questions as he is currently drafting Wadiya's new constitution, which is scheduled to be signed at the Lancaster Penthouse Ballroom in three days. Thank you. No further questions.
The Dictator
12.3s
I will get you an identical beard and costume. And then on the day of the event, you enter the Lancaster as a member of her staff. You will find the double, switch with him, then rip up the constitution in front of the whole world.
The Dictator
9s
Wait, her company is catering the event. She has a security pass! That is the answer. This is the plan. Okay? You will take that job and you will work for her.
The Dictator
5.2s
There is no way we're going to get anywhere near this hotel without a security pass. This is ridiculous.
