We all live here in Little Wadiya. The executioner, he is a member of the Resistance!
The Dictator
4.6s
You mean I never executed anybody? No. Like, honestly, zero people.
The Dictator
4s
With pressure mounting, Aladeen addressed his nation today.
The Dictator
2.8s
Girls, show him your bosoms.
The Dictator
2.2s
Oh, no!
The Dictator
3.5s
I return to Wadiya to participate in fair elections.
The Dictator
1.3s
Come on!
The Dictator
13.8s
There's a number in the name? Who are you? An Aladeen sympathizer? No, no, no! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. No, no, no! No! It's Aladeen! It's Aladeen without the beard! No! It's not Aladeen!
The Dictator
8s
With that speech, today, the international community is asking one question: Does the Mad Dog of Wadiya have nuclear weapons?
The Dictator
3.3s
Definitely not. I must be going. No, no. Stay, please.
The Dictator
10.8s
Okay. What is your real name? Max. Max what? Imumoccupancyu One-hundred-and-twenty.
The Dictator
43s
People of Wadiya, I come before you today to tell you that the world shall kneel before our great nation. We are two months away from enriching weapons-grade uranium to be used for peaceful purposes. It will be used only for medical research and clean energy. It will, it will. And will certainly never be used to attack Is... Oh, boy.
The Dictator
2.4s
No! No! Supreme Leader!
The Dictator
2.6s
Wait, wait, wait, no! There you are, cousin!
The Dictator
4.2s
Where is the Head of my Nuclear Program and Procurer of Women?